haha new muse idek help, I usually play elves

[widernotshorter]

Lass, I'm not quite sure what it is you're thinkin' but I can promise you that it won't turn out well. You're used to plain' elves, not dwarves. And as fond of us as ya are, I'm not sure you'll be able to... speak for me as well as you would an elf.

[But Balin!]

You know I'm right, lass. How many elves have you spoken for an how many dwarves?

[Well...]

Precisely.

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[dubekar]

Go easy on the lass, Balin. We all deserve a chance, do we not?

[widernotshorter]

We do but she's much too eager and too invested in elves and their ways to really appreciate our way of life.

[dubekar]

Ah, I see your dilemma. [Thorin is thoughtful for a moment.] Elf-lovers have no place among us.

mun is reading LOTR for the first time, does that count? :)

[strikingblue]

Elves? [Kurt looks amused, perched on a rock nearby. Sometimes he's called a blue elf.]

[widernotshorter]

I suppose not but it can't be helped now. It seems that the more she sits here, the more interested she becomes in keeping me.

totally! :) I hope you enjoy it, the books are fantastic if a little hard to start

[widernotshorter]

[Oh. Well hello. You are very blue.]

Oh aye, tall folk, pointy ears.

[Kind of useless when a dragon appears.]

only made it to tom bombadil the first attempt, this attempt going better

[strikingblue]

[Kurt grins, amused as he tugs on his own fuzzy ears.]

Like dhese? [Though he is nowhere near tall and stately as elves, he tends to crouch nimbly like a monkey. And there is the blue tail, of course.]

it gets better after 200 pages

[widernotshorter]

[Those sure are elf-like ears!]

Very much like those, aye, but lacking in such... coloration.

lol yes thankfully

[strikingblue]

[There's a chuckle.]

Nein, blue elves, vhe are in short supply.

[dubekar]

Pity. I suppose there is nothing to be done now.

[widernotshorter]

I'm afraid not but I shall hope that I can influence her towards... less devious courses of action.

[widernotshorter]

With complete honesty, I never heard of elves being blue. And I am old, I've had my share of interactions with elves.