lostnegligee: (i fight with you)
Baron Marius Pontmercy ([personal profile] lostnegligee) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-11-03 08:56 am

On Antics at Angel Grove on IJ

You are not, in fact, amusing as you think you are. Courfeyrac is not a quarter as amusing as you think he is. The pair of you need to be stopped.

I have tolerated much from you these past few months, this username when you intended to use the other icons, the bit with the...sailor women in the shamefully short skirts, the MULTICOLORED PONIES, your insistence on writing out and mocking my wedding night with my beloved, which ought to have been best left to those most in love, and I have tolerated far worse than this from Courfeyrac, but the pair of you together drive me to distraction.

I apologize if I seem too abrupt or unkind in my estimations, but Madame, a man must draw the line. I beg of you to end this while I still have some semblance of sanity remaining.

-Bn.Marius Pontmercy