he's even bothersome when I'm doing his app

[statesunited]

YEAH! Make sure you put in how awesome I am, got it?

No, really, ALL MY AWESOME!

I don't care if you think awesome is a word for Prussia, I'M the HERO and Prussia isn't even a country anymore! I'm the Awesome HERO!

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[statesunited]

[Now he's going to laugh at you!]

That's a mountain! [See how smart he is?!]

[shinras_puppet]

[Oh he sees. he sees very well.]

A... mountain... Like the Golden Saucer do you mean? No. That place is far too loud for my liking. A little like you actually. Although even that's not a mountain really...

Hm...Maybe you should try living there... you'd probably fit right in...

[statesunited]

... huh? Golden Saucer?

[shinras_puppet]

The Golden Saucer. If you have the money and the time it's apparently a good place to go. Rides, a haunted house hotel, a theatre, an arcade... and of course the Chocobo races.

[statesunited]

That does sound fun! But what's a Chocobo?

[shinras_puppet]

A... chocobo? You do not even know what a Chocobo is?

Hm. They are like big birds usually found in the wild but if you catch one and tame it, or breed it, you can ride them in various locations depending on the colour you have.

Yellow are the most common but are also the most restricted since they can only travel over grasses and marshes... green can go over mountains, blue ones are able to travel across shallowish waters, blacks are able to do all of those things.. but the best one you can have... although hard to gain, would be the golden one... that can go literally anywhere... although they are so rare these days it is often wondered if it is only a rumour...

[statesunited]

[Wow, that was a lot of details. You lost him at big bird, but luckily that sounded awesome!]

So cool! I want one!