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[blackwednesday]

You want to send me to a tower full of monsters, where everyone inside is hideously tortured on a regular basis?

... but what about the rest of my family?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Basically? Your family's gonna be dead.

[blackwednesday]

So you're saying someone else killed them?

[This all completely deadpan]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Everyone and everything on your world got killed by something. A virus or somethin' like that.

[blackwednesday]

So it was an Apocalypse. Were their deaths painful? Were they hideously prolonged, so that all the world writhed in agony as it drew its last breath?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Pretty much, aye.

[Why... would you want to know that??]

Probably..? How should I know? I was busy bein' 'rescued' by the administrators.

[kittysdragon]

Ain't yeh a little young f'r 'hat sort of thing? [Oh Lockheed if you only knew.]

[blackwednesday]

Did you know that there's a species of wasp that lays its eggs inside a caterpillar, and that when they hatch they eat their way out of their still-living host?

[kittysdragon]

...Ermmmm, No, but 'hat sounds a lot like the Brood with 'heir young. But then they're a lot bigger. Kind painful, really. [If Wednesday saw one she'd probably want one as a pet.]

[blackwednesday]

Do they eat people?

[kittysdragon]

Yeah! They slaughtered a lot of my people back when I was little an' they're one of the baddest things in the galaxy.

[clarities]

I'm guessing your family is big on sadomasochism, miss?