[Individually, maybe, yes. But aside from the archangels, Castiel isn't sure there's a lot that stands a chance against the two of them at the same time. Even less including the hellhound.]
That would be worth something, save for the rather annoying fact that he has access to technology that would turn both of us into mortals. And while I will happily strangle the life out of the annoying insect with my bare hands when I have said opportunity, there would be little we could do at the time save for die and die again.
The true lesson learned here would be never count your chickens before they hatch, kitten, not 'oh if I had been there I could have done something'. Don't be useless -- he is the one who made the mistake here.
[A pause.]
He'll be screaming for mercy when I'm through with him.
I won't rest until his ribcage is my dog's new chew toy.
[He isn't entirely sure they could be both voided at the same time without one putting up enough fight to get out of it, but he doesn't argue. Instead he's quiet a moment.]
I should have been expecting him to betray my trust. Most do.
That would be because you're naive and desperate to make friends, kitten.
[And Crowley rolls his eyes toward him. He looks serious, despite the pet name.]
Live on Hell and Earth for four thousand years and you'll quickly learn that no one can actually be trusted past their name and profession, and even then, that can't be trusted unless you extract it from their minds personally.
[She never underestimated him- not from her viewpoint, anyway. He's more formidable and far more intelligent than most, if not all other demons. It still doesn't stack up.]
But even you can't fight that kind of power. It's impossible. Castiel slaughtered the only useful army you could have had.
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[With only the slightest trace of bitterness.]
Also, thank you, again, for the information, truly, it's been useful.
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[Geez Crowley stop being a dick feels are hard.]
If I knew this were to occur, I would stop it.
[That's about as close to saying he's sorry about these plans as he can get.]
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[Somewhat coolly.]
You would just be killed, too, and what would be the point of that?
[He'd have his dog lock you in a closet or something.]
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[Individually, maybe, yes. But aside from the archangels, Castiel isn't sure there's a lot that stands a chance against the two of them at the same time. Even less including the hellhound.]
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The true lesson learned here would be never count your chickens before they hatch, kitten, not 'oh if I had been there I could have done something'. Don't be useless -- he is the one who made the mistake here.
[A pause.]
He'll be screaming for mercy when I'm through with him.
I won't rest until his ribcage is my dog's new chew toy.
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I should have been expecting him to betray my trust. Most do.
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[And Crowley rolls his eyes toward him. He looks serious, despite the pet name.]
Live on Hell and Earth for four thousand years and you'll quickly learn that no one can actually be trusted past their name and profession, and even then, that can't be trusted unless you extract it from their minds personally.
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[It's such a lonely thing. Everything was so much easier when he'd been oblivious in Heaven only a few years ago.]
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[Don't be emo. 8|]
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Trust me, darling, if it had been you, I wouldn't have died.
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[Crowley, did dying scramble your brains a little?]
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If it had been you attempting to kill me, that is all it would have been -- an attempt.
You and your little rugrats may have killed Azazel, but he was nothing more than a pissant bitch compared to me.
Keep dreaming. Please. It's delightful and makes me laugh.
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[Not. Impressed.]
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Shoot me with salt, cut me with silver, see if I give a damn, but you wouldn't be able to actually kill me. No more than your idiotic sons have.
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John. Inside voice.
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I'm not yelling.
[He's not doing anything wrong gawd Mary.]
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[You might need to spell this out.]
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Tell me, how was exploding across the wall of a laboratory for you? I'm told it was a sight to see. It's a shame I missed it.
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Most likely.
[No one lives forever, not even the eternal.]
But when the time comes that I am killed, I'll at least die knowing that I succeeded where you and the rest of your feathered brethren failed.
I got what I wanted.
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You'll lose everything. Look at how far you have to fall.
[Even he, a demon. She can't help but acknowledge the grandness of his accomplishments, temporary as they are.]
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[He says the name almost as if it's a curse, with the vicious tinges of fury on the edges.]
Don't confuse me for them, sweetheart.
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What I've seen amounts to keeping your dogs from attacking the Winchesters so they can take down an empire with soap.
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[A casual shrug of a shoulder as he stares the archangel down.]
But I've forgotten, the angels never trust a demon to be more intelligent than a basket of rocks.
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[She never underestimated him- not from her viewpoint, anyway. He's more formidable and far more intelligent than most, if not all other demons. It still doesn't stack up.]
But even you can't fight that kind of power. It's impossible. Castiel slaughtered the only useful army you could have had.
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[Crowley knows everything, after all -- well, anything worth knowing.]
That doesn't change the fact that the Leviathan are going to be killed.
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Anyone with feathery wings and a halo, most definitely.
I just prefer to keep my own poor luck and decisions to myself.
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Wait. This place is centered around an outfield and there are angels? Is baby Joseph Gordon-Levitt running around too?
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Yes.
[Deadly serious.]
His name is Castiel. Speak to him immediately upon arrival with that exact phrasing.
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[With no small amount of amusement.]
This is fun and I demand that these two interact in game if she gets accepted.
[[OOC: And by demand I mean ask very nicely.]]