Reacting to the author's tweeted response about his virginity

[millionpapercuts]

[The tweet can be found here ]

That is a very personal and private piece of information!

[Very flustered]

Honestly, why so much curiosity about my sexual experience? Why doesn't anyone ask if Jace is a virgin?

[His head is in his hands now]

And no, I'm not telling you who was on top or anything you want to know about my stamina rune.

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[artem]

Jace's virginity hasn't ever been a question for anyone. [ Awkwardly, and slightly jealously. She fidgets. ] It's kind of obvious.

[millionpapercuts]

I'm well aware, I was just trying to make a point.

[ Fifty one shades of awkward here. He knew from a fairly young age that Jace had never had any difficulty interacting with women in that regard]

[artem]

But there's really no basis for comparison.

[ How can he make a point if they're two such completely different people, really? She shrugs her shoulders slightly. ]

I think it's obvious enough with you and Magnus, too. I'm not really sure why people ask so much. And it's not any of their business.

Couldn't resist...

[overprotectivehunter]

I thought I - we- made that obvious in Lost Souls.

[Pausing, this version of Alec looks smug instead of nervous.]

And Clare already answered the question about which one tops.

[millionpapercuts]

I thought so too.

[So bizarre seeing another version of himself]

Yes, it varies.

[No relationship should be based solely on dominance and submission]

[overprotectivehunter]

[This isn't the strangest thing his mundane has done to him on Dear Mun. Talking to himself has to be better than talking to Gabriel.]

There's a rumor about Italy, but my mun has never found out if it's true.

I wish more people would listen to the author about that. I get tired of listening to my mundane complain about the everyone people make about it.

[rainbowpants]

Have you see me?

[ Because, you know, that's totally important.]

Love your username

[millionpapercuts]

[He's too busy being completely and utterly mortified, Magnus]

I thought it fitted him

[rainbowpants]

[ You're just getting a little roll of his eyes at that but there's a playful look in his eyes.]

I was on top. We both know it.

[ All right. So maybe he's enjoying your mortification just a touch.] <

I did miss the rainbow pants in the movie, but going pantless was a good route too

[millionpapercuts]

He really doesn't like to talk about these things. Not that he's ashamed of anything they did in private]

Are you implying I couldn't have just as easily topped you?

[That got his head back up again and a slight smile on his lips]

Pantless is always an option

[rainbowpants]

[ Of course not. It's not like Magnus sent out a mass text about it either. He's OPEN but hey, he can respect boundaries. There's a quirk of his eyebrow at that reply though. ]

Oh, do you think you have it in you to top me?

[ That's almost a challenge mister.]

See? You strike me more of the time who likes to give up control in bed. Those are the facts.

[millionpapercuts]

Your eighteen year old boyfriend with a stamina run? Yes.

[If he had wanted to, he could have. But Magnus was right. He did prefer to let go of the rigid control he normally held. Plus, Magnus had never let him regret that decision]

We both know I do.

[rainbowpants]

Can't say the idea is'nt tempting.

[ The warlock had been around long enough to try most positions. Even if they weren't all with Alec.]

I know, but it was just fun to point out. Still mortified?

[millionpapercuts]

Do people just look at me and assume I'm a bottom?

[Yes Alec, we do]

Only a little bit. I still don't understand the interest in our private bed room activities.

[rainbowpants]

It's the ass.

[ And you know. 99 percent of everything else about you.]

They're curious. It's not like Jace or your sister are scrambling to know, now is it?

[millionpapercuts]

[He kind of came across as a jealous bitch in the movie]

Nothing like a rigorous training regimen and strenuous demon hunting to tighten up those gluts I guess....

[He's aware he has a fine ass, especially when encased in black leather fighting gear]

God no. It's pretty much don't ask don't tell.

[rainbowpants]

[ A jealous bitch with sleeveless armor.]

You should market that. The world would be set on fire by it.

[ Magnus is hardly against admiring that ass in black leather. Truly one of the better things to do with ones time.]

Perhaps they were asking for a different reason. You do have..issues. Perhaps they wanted to know how far you've let me in emotionally and physically?

Or perhaps they are all just perverts who want to know the size of your dick.

Do you have plurk?

[millionpapercuts]

[And sexy boots!]

I don't have issues, I just like to keep some things private.

[And it should have been fairly obvious the depth of his feelings for Magnus. Even the author pointed that out]

Apparently so. Maybe we need to make a celebrity sex tape?

[Joking. He's joking, Magnus]

Flamingninja is my plurk

[rainbowpants]

[ He's just holding up his hands at that because hey, he's not about to fight with Alec over "issues". His eyebrows went up though at the mention of a sex tape.]

Well I...

[ It just ends in a little smirk and his bright eyes dancing over at the hunter.]

Added you!

[millionpapercuts]

Magnus!

[He knew precisely where his boyfriend's mind was at the moment; firmly in the gutter. He shakes his head, feigning annoyance with a fond smile on his face]

No. Forget I ever mentioned that.

[That would be one sure-fire way to give Alec a heart attack]

[rainbowpants]

[ He's just raising his hands at that with a little laugh and a little shrug with a flash of his smile.]

Consider it forgotten Blue Eyes.

[ Of course, that's not totally true but he's dropping his hands down anyway.]

Perhaps you should worry less on what people want to know?

[millionpapercuts]

[A secret sex tape wouldn't be so bad. It was probably something Magnus could talk him into so long as it remained secret.]

I suppose so. If they need any questions answered they can just use their imagination.