Frustration.

[evilhandissues]

Look, I know you're frustrated. I'm frustrated too. I don't like rolling into a cage as much as the next person. Can't watch the show? Can't do any of that?

No huh?

Surest way to cure a bad day is to get something done. So, you're feeling listless. Do something. Don't just...sit there like a bump on my log. Like my daddy used to say.

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sorry not original

[idolstolemylook]

Frustration, is it?

Thought you only needed one hand for that.

never sorry.

[evilhandissues]

[Lindsey's eyes narrow] Concern? From you of all people?

[idolstolemylook]

How is mocking your inefficiency at wanking concern?

[evilhandissues]

It's called sarcasm. [It's called him missing a point]

[idolstolemylook]

Yes, is it. Glad you recognized it.

[evilhandissues]

...Excuse me if I'm not on my A-game today fella. Really. [He smiles] besides, why bother using hands when you have someone perfectly willing to do it for you.

Excited about even. Last I can recall - neither you or that eurotrash bastard could say that.

[Except you know he doesn't have Eve in any game or anything similar to her. This is Lindsey. So he's talking out of his ass.]

[idolstolemylook]

[Eye. Roll.]

Dunno who you're callin' Eurotrash, but whatever dregs your urban cowboy shtick gets you, you're welcome to.

[evilhandissues]

Urban Cowboy? Come on now. That's cold.

[idolstolemylook]

Look, either you're cursed or you're bucking for Nashville. Otherwise there's no excuse for that hair.

[evilhandissues]

[Lindsey's brow furrows]

I like the hair. What's wrong with the hair?

[idolstolemylook]

Are you going for roadie? Because you're headed in that direction.

[evilhandissues]

Look. I know it looks good. [Wat Lindsey] And it's hard not to be jealous. It's okay.

[idolstolemylook]

...

Look, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

[evilhandissues]

...And what's that supposed to mean? [Is that concern that he detects? obviously not. BUT STILL.]

[idolstolemylook]

It's not supposed to mean anything.

It does mean you look stupid.

[evilhandissues]

...I don't like short hair.