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[blooddrinker]

...

Alright. You're thinking about getting back into roleplaying. That's fine, and I don't mind being the test subject, but you've already admitted this is a bad time. You're sick right now, and November's coming up. That little book writing competition?

And you are in sore need of a canon review.

I'm an original character from an original universe, and you need to canon review.

Comments

[bat_byknight]

What's with the costume, Harvey? Practicing for Halloween? [Bruce is just being a dick, as always.]

[blooddrinker]

After all we've been through together, you don't even remember my name? I thought what we had was special! I'm not sure I'll ever recover. [They can skip out on Being-Dicks Anonymous meetings together!]

[bat_byknight]

Sorry, but I'm not getting the joke. The gag line is?.... [Bruce is lost on you, Harvs. At least, he thinks you're Gotham's D.A.]

[blooddrinker]

Oh dear. I do apologize. I don't get out as much as I used to, and it seems my repartee has suffered. Let's start over.

I'm not Harvey.

[bat_byknight]

[He's going to go with the tag line for now, ok?]

So, who are you then?

[blooddrinker]

Dren Ku. Alchemist, mage [why specify necromancy--it's so often a turn-off for people], and... hm. [He looks pensive a moment, then continues.] I suppose 'country squire' works.

And yourself? ...And for that matter, while we're on the subject, who is this Harvey? I'm not often mistaken for someone else.

[notbloodylikely]

Aye, dude. It's weird when that happens, ain't it?

[blooddrinker]

Very. Makes a certain amount of sense, but...

Hm.

I don't think I can improve on 'weird', that sums the whole thing up quite well.

[notbloodylikely]

What can I say, I'm an eloquent speaker or some shit. Still, guess the concept is sound, just the, yah know, naming ain't accurate.