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[shizune]

Mun-san, you do have a lot of merits, it's true. I suppose I can count myself lucky that you're nowhere near as stubborn as others. At least in this particular case.

Goodness knows what it would be like if it were Tsunade-sama...

[Shizune, you know exactly what it'd be like.]

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[slugsannin]

What was that, Shizune?

[SHE HEARD HER NAME....]

[shizune]

Tsu- TSUNADE-SAMA?!

[shizune]

Nothing worth mentioning, really! [Ha haha hahahha SWEATS]

[slugsannin]

What's so important that you're here instead of working? Those papers aren't going to file themselves!

[Especially when shes not going to do them ahaha]

[shizune]

Ah- yes. [Getting onto those in a sec!! If... uhh if it were even possible.] To answer your question, Tsunade-sama... I had been wondering when I will be able to return to work or not too, if my mun permits.

Being kept in limbo is entirely unproductive. [Speaking from experience.]

[slugsannin]

[She isn't sure why she is here herself, or what the point in it is since they don't seem to have any plans.

So.]

Well we can't stand around here waiting, can we. Shizune! We're leaving!

[slugsannin]

Now where's the bar in this place?

[shizune]

[Eh? EHHHHHHHH?]

Bar? Don't you think-... [Wherever Tsunade goes, Shizune will follow. But that doesn't mean there isn't room to question it. Usually there is a mountain of paperwork waiting for them, or a diplomatic meeting that started 5 minutes ago, or some other kind of matter to settle (a Hokage's job is never over) but none of that is here or now. so.

what do.

The little pig sitting comfortably amongst Shizune's arms makes Tonton-like sounds. Bwuh bwuh.]

... Drinking already?

[slugsannin]

Well I'm not going to stand here all day waiting on something to happen!

[Come on Shizune lets go]

[shizune]

Right! [A little fluster to catch up.]

If you allow me to ask around, Tsunade-sama, I'm sure we can find one nearby. [It's like drinking establishments follow them wherever they go. Much like gambling houses...]

[slugsannin]

Well hurry up and get on with it then!

[She will wait >|]

[notbloodylikely]

Heh, still feels weird to see people who ain't complaining about their Mun in one way or another.

[shizune]

This place is designated for that very purpose, isn't it? I'm afraid I seem to be misusing it.

[notbloodylikely]

Hah-hah, don't worry about it, honey! It's for talking, so naturally it's used for moaning. Nice to see some positivity.

[shizune]

If it counts. I don't see any point in blaming my mun for things that haven't happened yet.

And you? [Honey?] What brings you here?

[notbloodylikely]

Me? I'm a wandering adventurer, so I wandered over and sought adventure.

[This is not a bizarre thing to say. I checked.]

Feda Gandamak, professional adventurer, general busy body and occasional flirt. Speaking of, you're cute, what's your name?

[shizune]

Shizune. [oh] It's nice to meet you.

[A hanging hesitance -- but business soon continues as usual.] On your adventures, you wouldn't happen to have come across a bar?

[shizune]

I mean- Someone I know would be grateful to find one! Or a way out. Either one.

[notbloodylikely]

If I say yes, you gonna agree to having a drink with me?

[He sets an eyebrow into a flirty position.]

[usedswift]

You're Tsunade-sama's assistant?!

[Whoops.]

[shizune]

Hello, Tenten. [Look how small you are!] I don't suppose you'd remember, but yes, I stay by Tsunade-sama's side to help her in any way I can.

[And despite her drunk complaints that time, it's a job Shizune is glad to take up.]

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Oh?

[Kakashi appears as suddenly as he usually does when he isn't expected.]

What case would that be?

[shizune]

Kakashi-san?

[Berating him for appearing unexpectedly and without invitation wouldn't do a thing when it came to perching outside the Hokage office. No doubt the result would be the same here. Ninja etiquette, man.]

My mun has been contemplating playing me, that's all. She's just not as decisive as she could be.

1/2 hayleyyyyyy

[slugly]

[SHIZUNE YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

THAN TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT]

[slugly]

Yes, but Tsunade-shishou has a lot of merits too, you know! Right?

[PLEASE LET HER HEAR THIS PLEASE AGREE SHE'S TRYING TO HELP]

[slugsannin]

Sakura! You're here too?

[And praising her a lot apparently

Yes good

CARRY ON]

PLURK NAMES COME to LIFE

[slugly]

[TRYING TO

BUT YES SHE HEARD CRISIS AVERTED MAYBE

Unfortunately she is she pops in every now and then]

Hello, Tsunade-sama.

YAYYY

[slugsannin]

Sakura, you're coming too.

[Either leaving this place or having some sake whichever one they come across first really.]

o/

[slugly]

I... what?

[crosses fingers for leaving this place

anywhere you go Tsunade SHE WILL GO]

Where are we going?

\o

[shizune]

[A hand shields her mouth and her insistent whispering to Tsunade.]

Sakura is underage, Tsunade-sama..! [She's well aware of just how far Sakura's come, but no way would she allow herself to be held responsible for potential drunk teenagers omfg. Why does ninja land let kids slaughter each other but still maintain a legal drinking age. Real question here.]

/o\

[slugly]

[SAKURA HEARD IT

she doesn't sound confused or a little curious anymore now it's more like 'i probably know where we're going but i'm going to ask anyway' because it could be one of two things]

Where are we going?

[slugsannin]

We're finding the way out of this place.

[Or the bar. Whatevers closer]

[slugly]

[Bar probs

MILD SURPRISE]

Really?

[wait of course TSUNADE KNOWS she's really smart and she's Hokage and the best kunoichi

nevermind that no one has ever found a way out of this place while she's been around. absolute 1000% faith in her master]

[slugsannin]

Of course! We can't just sit around here when everyone else is out there, can we? [Gotta beat those men yo]

[slugly]

N-No way!

[NO MAN IS BETTER THAN THEM]

[slugsannin]

That's the spirit, Sakura! [RIGHT now thats settled let's... idk GO THIS WAY why Shizune isn't looking she'll catch up okok]

[slugly]

[THAT'S HER SPIRIT

SPIRIT SHE GOT FROM HER MASTER YEA

FOLLOWS!!!]

1/3

[shizune]

[SAKURA WHAT'S WITH-]

WAIT I NEED TO GO TO CLASS I'LL FINISH THIS LATER LMAO OOPS

[shizune]

[SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND HER ISN'T SHE]

[slugsannin]

[INB4 WAITS 11 DAYS]

LMAOdlkgss

[slugly]

[SEN....PAI]

OMG THIS IS YOU HAYLEYYYY

[floralogy]

Let's pray Tsunade-sama doesn't--

[Oops.]

--Well, I think it's too late for that.