voice testiiiing. possible hoh spoilers??

[blondesuperman]

You didn't really think this through, did you.

[ He doesn't know what he's talking about Mun totally thought things though not. ]

You could have at least picked a better name.

[ Because despite what Percy things he's not a blonde superman except he totally is ]

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[preera]

[ Young Hera cocks her head to the side, curious. ] Is there such a mortal as a super man?

[blondesuperman]

[ There's this nagging feeling that he knows who you are but he can't place it. ]

Only in comic books. Apparently I remind people of Superman, but I'm blonde so that's where the blonde part comes in.

[ Though seriously just because he can fly and such doesn't mean he's superman ok ]

[preera]

[ Witness the cute that was Cronus's daughter before the Big Z happened. ]

Comic...books? I have heard of comics -- they are comedians. But there are comedic books now? I suppose if there are plays then there should be books...

[ I dunno.... Jason Grace is pretty hero-y. ]

[blondesuperman]

[ Oh gods no wonder he can't place it! ]

Uh, yeah. Sort of. The kind Superman is from is an action comic.

[ This is true. The way he does well almost everything. There's a reason he's called perfect, Mr. Wonderful, etc. ]

[preera]

There are comedies with action? Would that not be obvious?

[ you mortals are odd, but if you make cool things like plays, maybe you're all right. ]

[blondesuperman]

Not really. There are some comic books that don't have much action in them. They're just for laughs.

[ the same can be said for gods in a sense. not that Jason has it completely figured out. somewhat, but the idea of her being well.. Hera is still way out there ]

[preera]

Oh. Now I understand! [ And she smiles, so proud of herself. ]

It sounds riveting. Do you by chance have a comic book with you now?

[ It's the smiling and kindness, right? ]

[blondesuperman]

[ ... yep definitely the smiling and kindness. In fact it makes the idea of her being a goddess at all pretty out there ]

I actually don't read many comic books. [ If at all. Too busy trying to stop Gaea from destroying the world ] But they're not difficult to find.

[preera]

[ technically not yet a goddess. just the daughter of a titan. who ate her. but then zeus made him spit her and their siblings up. yay. ]

They're not? Then why have I not seen them...

[ oh that Gaea. ]

[blondesuperman]

[ yay. shame that Jason can't get it to click in his head ]

Have you tried a bookstore?

[preera]

What is a bookstore?

[ derp. ]

[blondesuperman]

[ .... Oh man ]

It's... a store with a lot of different kinds of books in it.

[ He's pretty sure the gods should at least know what a bookstore is who are you ]

[preera]

There are stores for books? I had thought books came from peddlers and their carts...

[ We're still waiting for the creation of fire for the mortals, bb. ]

[blondesuperman]

[ Peddlers and Carts? You don't see those these days ... ]

They used to but they don't anymore. You can buy almost everything in store now.

[ ... that is a long time ago ]

[preera]

My! Mortals have certainly made progress in such short time. And in the pitch dark, too!

[blondesuperman]

Pitch dark?

[ ... oh boy. It's starting to click a little more for him now ]

Are you saying that, wherever you're from, we haven't even discovered fire yet?

[preera]

You have fire where you're from? [ Oh dear. ] I had thought Zeus said the mortals would not receive fire...

[blondesuperman]

[ He raises an eyebrow ]

We've had fire for a few thousands year now. [ Pause ] You know Ju-- Zeus?

[preera]

But...how?

[ At that she beams and nods. ] Yes! He's my little brother.

[blondesuperman]

The Titan Prometheus stole the fire and gave it to us.

[ oh gods.

give him a moment to process that ]

Your little brother.

[preera]

I hope Zeus, Hades and Poseidon agreed to let him do that. They're not very forgiving when someone breaks their rules...

[ innocent and totally naive to your panic button. ]

Mhmm. I'm very proud of him.

[blondesuperman]

Actually, he was sent into internal torment.

[ panic panic panic. there are three future goddesses you can be ]

So ... which sister are you?

[preera]

That's horrible! But...if my brothers issued the decree...

[ Can't go against the boys. ]

I'm Hera.

[blondesuperman]

There's not much you can do about it.

[ Oh Hades. Of the three sister it had to be her. And frankly Jason is quite shocked. ]

Hera?

[preera]

Yes, that is my name.

[blondesuperman]

[ ok. so this is hera and she's being really nice. this is quite possibly one of the weirdest things he's faced so far ]

Sorry, just surprised me. You're... pretty important a few thousand years from now.

[preera]

Really? [ Oh wow! ] I...I didn't think I'd be at noticeable... [ She sees herself as less than her siblings. She's more like their mother than their father, and her times, that didn't measure up for much. ] That makes me happy.

[blondesuperman]

[ he rubs the back of his head. This has become quite awkward for the son of Jupiter ]

Well, a lot happens in the thousand years between your time and mine.

[ He's pretty certain that the time span is that long if Prometheus hasn't even stolen the fire and given it to the mortals yet in her time ]

[mussed]

I like it.

[blondesuperman]

[ girlfriend plz ]

I don't know. I feel that she could have thought of something better than something Percy thought.

[mussed]

Just because Percy's not the most eloquent person in the world doesn't mean he's wrong.

[ Boyfriend pls. ]

Anyway. Don't you like comic books?

[blondesuperman]

But can you see me fly around in a blue suit and red cape?

[ .... don't answer that ]

Yeah. Too bad there hasn't been any time to read any.

[mussed]

We'll find time later on. [ She nods firmly, though she knows she can't be too sure of that statement. ]

And to answer your question - [ Piper hops up to kiss his cheek. ] Yeah. Totally.

[blondesuperman]

I'll hold you to that. [ But only if they all survive. ]

[ He can't help but smile. ] I don't think it'll be happening any time soon. [ Well never unless he's forced into it somehow ]

[mussed]

You can recommend a few series for me to read. Later.

[ She keeps saying "later" as if she wants to ensure that there will be a later for them both. ]

[blondesuperman]

Well, there's always Superman.

[ Because.. well... you know. But Jason is glad for the word "later". It's a good word to believe in right now ]

[mussed]

What about girls? I want to read about lady superheroes too, I mean beyond Wonder Woman.

Did you know that Wonder Woman's been rewritten to be a demigod? How cool is that!

[blondesuperman]

Uh .. [ Thinking. Thinking ] Batgirl. Storm. Rouge. There's a few .

[ He raises an eyebrow ] Really? I haven't heard of that. That's awesome!

[mussed]

You know what the best part is? [ She grins, nudging him. ] You're related to her.

[blondesuperman]

[ oh gods girlfriend pls. He raises an eyebrow and smiles. ]

Really? I thought I was related to a Huntress.

[mussed]

You and Thalia both. I read somewhere that Wonder Woman learned that she's also a daughter of Zeus and an Amazon queen, which is ... interesting. I don't think the writers really get the real Amazon culture, but I thought you'd enjoy that.

[sweettalker]

Mundanes are pretty impulsive. I don't think they think anything through. [Except for ways to "have fun" with their muses but shh Piper shh.]

It does kind of suit you though, you know. [Grinning.]

[blondesuperman]

I thought some of us were impulsive until her. [ His mun didn't even believe she could pull him off ]

Don't give my mun any ideas. I can tell some are forming in her head. [ It is Halloween time ]