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Deadpool (Earth-12101) ([personal profile] dreadpool) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-10-20 09:53 pm

Voice-testing.

Hoo, boy! You sure know how to pick 'em, don'tcha? I mean, seriously. Seriously. Out of the countless versions of me existing out there, you decided to pick lil' old metacidal me. I'm touched!

Not really. I'd kill you right now if I could, buuuut I'm sure things'll work out anyhow. Remember what happened the last time someone tried to take a peek into my noodle? Chuck turned into a bonafide Schiavo!

... Too soon? Fine, fine. Tough crowd. Here's an oldie but a goodie: so, Xavier walks into a bar and--

Don't, Wade.

--Hey, c'mon, you just ruined the punchline!

You're doing it again ... playing their game. Making them laugh. Entertaining them.

... Right, right. My bad! Old habits die hard.

You know what else needs to die, don't you?

Yes.

Everything.

And everyone.

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