App being nearly done for high_seas. Canon is Trinity Universe.

[demondogking]

Whoa! I honestly thought you were joking! Ever since Mayfield, I've been tossed around at memes here and there... but you're really sending me to a game again?! That's the most AWESOME news I've heard in a long while!!

Oh man, I can't wait! Hey, you're almost done with the app, right? Right?! I'm just getting all sorts of excited to be going on a new adventure all over again! Do you think we'll be seeing random monsters or get into boss fights again? Oh oh! How about going on a treasure hunt and competing against the competition on who gets what first?!

Aaaaah~ My tail can't stop wagging here-- but I can't help it! Hey, tell me more about this game you're sending me to! All I've heard was there are ships and pirates and stuff! You can't just tease me like that! I don't even know if Tsubaki would be around to fill me in on stuff, so you gotta let me know here.

What? You're not going to spoil the surprise? Well, I guess that's fine... but you better show me that you're giving it your all here! If you're getting serious about this, then I'm going to get serious about this too! Come on, let's do this!

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[energyreserve]

[ He's too lazy to explain that he's just... Particularly lazy among humans. sob ]

Eh, that sounds like a pretty big deal. I think...

Isn't being a 'swashbuckler' kind of a step down from a king, though?

[demondogking]

Huh?! You really think so? But... even so, I'm still the Demon Dog King! Just going through like a class change for some experience or something! Yeah, that's totally it!

Besides, if I get enough skill points put into being a swashbuckler, I may even be a pirate king from combining both of them into one! That's... that's how it works... right?

[energyreserve]

I don't know, I don't really play video games.

[demondogking]

But... that wasn't video games I was talking about! This is actual, in reality, life experiences we're talking about here!

Besides, I was told that I was no longer allowed to play on the fourth wall anymore.

[energyreserve]

[ .... What. ]

Well. If you think about it that way, then I guess so. [ but skill points........ ]

[demondogking]

[THIS IS VERY TROUBLING NEWS THOUGH, MAN. Just crossing his arms and wobbling his head back and forth in thought here.]

I wonder if there is a way to keep my Demon King status while being a pirate though... there's gotta be a way somehow.

[energyreserve]

... If it's not a video game, then there's no reason you'd have to swap them out.

[demondogking]

You don't understand though! Titles are something that is very important to a demon! It reflects on who you are and how others would recognize you!

Like what if someone you don't even know suddenly meets you for the first time and only knows that you are called "Chocolate Lover"?! That'd be horrible, wouldn't it?!

[energyreserve]

That would be fine with me.

But I guess for a dog it might be bad. Can't you just make it the 'Demon Dog Pirate King'? [ Just saying that is exhausting. ]

[demondogking]

[You see this smile? It is the smile just like a little kid meeting Santa Claus for the first time ever.]

You... you are a GENIUS! How did I not think of that?! Oh man, that'd solve so many problems at once! Now I just gotta get a ship and everything will be perfect!

[Nevermind that changing titles is kinda... a Thing.]

[energyreserve]

I would shorten it, if I were you...

[demondogking]

Hmm. How about the DeDoPiKi? The DDPK? Oh! Dem Dog Pir King!!

... nah, that still doesn't sound good. Man, this is going to be more tougher than I thought.

[energyreserve]

If you shorten it like that, no one will know what you're trying to say.

[demondogking]

Then what would you recommend in that case? I'm kinda stumped for this kinda thing here-- although I think I'll keep the DeDoPiKi for a ship name or something.

[energyreserve]

[ what a terrible naming sense....... ]

Don't ask me. There aren't really any elements that can be removed easily since all of the aspects of the title are right to the point.

[demondogking]

And that is a good point too... well, then that's just how it is then! I'll just become the Demon Dog Pirate King in the end! It kind of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

And even for a lazy guy, you are pretty helpful. If we met again someday, I wouldn't mind recruiting you as a vassal! You've got some good potential as an adviser!

[energyreserve]

No. [ that does not have an even remotely nice ring to it you weirdo.

But... Considering this for a moment... Being an adviser meas less physical labor, right? ] That... Might not be terrible.

[demondogking]

Hm! Well... as long as I am okay with it, then that's all that matters.

Oooh! Interested, are you? Good good! I'll see what needs to be done in our next encounter! Perhaps in our next meeting, I WILL be the Demon Dog Pirate King for real!

[energyreserve]

Good outlook.

Being an adviser sounds easier than working to sail a ship, so I'm for it.

[demondogking]

Wait, you're going to go to a place with ships too?!

ARE YOU GOING TO SAME PLACE I AM?!

[energyreserve]

I assume as much.