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[grapnel]

Come on, mun. I know you don't wanna spoil anything for me in case the timestream explodes or something, but can't you just give me a hint at who Batman is? I swear, I don't tell my dad!

Ugh, fine. Then... are Katana and Batman dating? Who's Katana? What are their suits made of? Do I ever become a super cool vigilante like them? Do I get a grapnel? What's my superhero name? Hey, don't pretend you can't understand me, I'm not talking that fast!

You seriously suck, mun. Just give me one, teeny-tiny hint? Just one?

Bleh. Fine, I'll stop asking, but I still want that grapnel.

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[bodilesswarrior]

Pretty sure Dad already knows.

[Oh lord you are so young.]

[grapnel]

Huh? Seriously?! Then why hasn't he told me, he knows how much I love Batman!

[And you... look kinda like her, just older and with less hipster glasses.]

[bodilesswarrior]

He likes to let you figure stuff out on your own, right?

[It's totally a coincidence.]

[grapnel]

I guess? Still sounds like an excuse to me.

[Must be. Meeting herself would explode the timestream, or warp reality or something stupid like that.]

So, when do I figure it out? Who Batman is, I mean.

[bodilesswarrior]

How old are you now?

[grapnel]

Uh- Mun, what's with that look? You seriously don't know how old I am?!

[Leave me alone, Barb.]

I'm fifteen. Just so both of you know.

[bodilesswarrior]

Cut 'em some slack, it's usually ambiguous. [Thirty-what now?]

You've got a while, yet.

[grapnel]

I'll take your word for it. I don't look fourteen, though. That's just insulting.

A while? Like, a month? A year? What's 'a while' supposed to mean?!

[bodilesswarrior]

I could give you an exact date, but where's the fun in that?

[grapnel]

You'd be giving me a timeframe for planning out my costume? Oh, and convincing Dad to get me a grapnel.

[C'mon, self, you can't resist your own puppy dog eyes, can you?]

[bodilesswarrior]

Dad is not buying you a grapnel.

[A sly, sudden smile.]

You're making your own.

[batfail]

One thing these puppet masters are good for? It's keeping secrets.

[acro_bat_ic]

Pretty sure the bat has amnesia spray or something for when people give up that answer.