upon being reserved at havenrpg

[stagepresence]

.. Well, it's hardly my first choice. The place is a veritable dump, you know - honestly, couldn't you have chosen a .. fresher venue? A place with soft feather beds and clean clothing and, oh, I don't know, indoor plumbing? You expect me to live in this filth? I suppose one could call it surviving, but..

[ PRIORITIES, KUJA... ]

.. but I suppose, in the end, anything is better than rotting away in this dusty barn you call a mind. I hope you're satisfied, O Gracious Mundane Mine. This actor shall take the stage again.