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[spacevermin]

Look, I know you want your chance to play a two-timing, backstabbing jerk. Who wouldn't? I'm a handsome guy! But I got work to do and you got... whatever it is you humans do. So just turn off the computer and walk away. Read a book or something.

Comments

[buffing]

Since when do words like "handsome" and "work" apply to you?

[spacevermin]

Aww Kev, why do you always have to get so personal? I'd never say anything so cruel.

[buffing]

Yeah, 'cause you prefer to skip right to the part where you screw me over.

[spacevermin]

Hey, it's not like I can screw you over now! Besides, you've got someone else to do it.

[buffing]

Muns are expected to screw their characters over. I at least pretend to be trustworthy, why can't you return the favor?

[spacevermin]

It wasn't all pretend! I was honest sometimes.

[adarkfallenstar]

Speaking from experience, once they have you, they never let you go.

[spacevermin]

Wow, they got you? That's impressive.

1/2

[adarkfallenstar]

[Slow nod.]

And they haven't let up.

I've been myself, a bat monster...even...

[Shudder.]

2/2

[adarkfallenstar]

a pony.
...
[pop!]

[Now he's a scruffy pegasus.]

...it happened again, didn't it?

[bringchillifries]

I warn you, these Mundanes are nefariously devious.

[spacevermin]

Don't worry, I haven't made it this far without learning a thing or two.

[bringchillifries]

[Eyebrow raise.]

Yes, I'm sure.