THE FEELINGS ARE RISING

[i_am_not_cute]

[Pao-Lin's really digging her updated look! Though one thing does concern her a little.]

Am I gonna be able to wear hairpins with hair that short?

[THIS IS A PRESSING ISSUE, OKAY. Not in the least because the mun is wondering if she'll have to replace all her icons when she apps the tiny god back to Luceti...

Also, why is Neesan crying? :( Pao-Lin is worried.]

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[desertedheroics]

Stick them on Ivan. He's half blind right now.

[ Also, Ivan says to tell Pao-Lin's mun that they're zori, not flip-flops! ]

[i_am_not_cute]

[If they look like flip-flops and flop like flip-flops...]

Yeah, he kinda is, isn't he? If I had my hair like that it'd get on my nerves.

[She wouldn't be able to properly see who she was zapping, after all.]

[desertedheroics]

I don't even know what that idiot's thinking anymore. Is there some Japanese character that has hair like that?

[ He has a cell full of Japanese themed gifts from Ivan. Emulating someone Japanese isn't that far of a stretch. ]

[i_am_not_cute]

He kinda has hair like some of the Japanese rockstars I've seen...

[...from bootlegged DVDs and CDs in Sternbild's Chinatown.]

[desertedheroics]

Of course... Anything Japanese related, and he's all over that.

[ Whether or not that's the real reason, Edward doesn't care much. Ivan is Ivan after all. ]

[i_am_not_cute]

Maybe he should pull his hair back in a topknot, like samurais do!

[DON'T GIVE IVAN MORE IDEAS, PAO-LIN.........]

[desertedheroics]

Are you trying to make him look even crazier?

[ Edward is thinking the same thing. He's got Sanji hair. Should he add a top knot like Dad-Mom? ]

[i_am_not_cute]

Well...it would get the hair out of his face a lot better, wouldn't it?

[Though surely a regular ponytail would technically suffice for the job.]

[desertedheroics]

I don't know. He might need more hairpins. Don't the geisha have some of those really fancy ones? Longer hair means he can do more with it.

[ Edward might be getting some subtle revenge on Ivan for filling up his jail cell with every nick-nack under the Land of the Rising Sun. But it's not all trolling. Ivan probably owns some, and he doesn't seem to care how he dresses. ]

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[i_am_not_cute]

[Give Pao-Lin a moment to imagine super-long-haired Ivan.]

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[i_am_not_cute]

[BRB loling]

[desertedheroics]

[ Pao-Lin, you're pretty all right. He likes the way she thinks. Clearly they need to have more fun at Ninja's expense. ]

Do you think his sponsors would mind rebranding him as the long haired pretty boy of the ensemble?

[i_am_not_cute]

[And then suddenly the prison guard got very confused at this girl visiting Edward all the time. DOES IVAN KNOW ABOUT THIS TINY ELECTRIC INTERLOPER...]

They'd have to make him go without his helmet. [Or give him a domino mask to wear.] I don't think Ivan would want to do that...

[desertedheroics]

[ What he doesn't know won't hurt him. ]

Aah, just give him one of those fox masks, and he'll be fine.

[i_am_not_cute]

Or how about one of those oni masks?

[desertedheroics]

Are we turning him into a villain now?

[ Never mind that Ivan would probably love having one of those masks. ]

[i_am_not_cute]

No, no, nothing like that! But it'd be a lot scarier than a fox masks. He could get more criminals that way!

[Surely they would rather surrender than face the wrath of Origami Oni!]

[desertedheroics]

Somehow I doubt that'll help much. He'll still be the same guy underneath the mask.

[i_am_not_cute]

I guess you're right. [...] And the sponsors probably wouldn't like it, either.

[Plus, it would doubtlessly provoke twice the normal amount of flames on Origami's blog should he ever decide on such a look.]

[desertedheroics]

I guess the ninja gets to stay as he is... even if he's half blind.

[ How about a donation? Edward misses his hair sometimes. ]