Muse caught wind of the mun's plans

[duncansdontsing]

Lemme get this straight: You want to send me to some stupid cuddle game? I mean, it's great you'll let me keep Fang and all, but...seriously?

This has gotta be the stupidest idea you ever had. Even McClean hasn't come up with an idea this bad. And he ain't exactly the kind of company you wanna be in right now.

Not to mention with my rap sheet, I don't wanna be anywhere near a place with that much spandex runnin' around. Even without the whole "cuddle" thing going on, I actually like not getting hassled 24/7 by some wet blanket with super powers. I'd rather spend a month in Juvie. Heck, I'd rather spend a month at home.

At least there the people giving me a hard time aren't dressed up like circus freaks!

Comments

[acro_bat_ic]

No super powers here.

Though my girlfriend is super girl. [Wow. That is her first time saying it out loud.

Weird.]

[duncansdontsing]

And I should care why? That's not exactly somethin' I give out high-fives for, princess.

[That's reserved for felonies and property damage exceeding $1,000 USD]

[acro_bat_ic]

Well. She can toss you out of orbit?

[duncansdontsing]

Yeah, I know. I've beaten up enough geeks with comic books to know who Supergirl is.

I meant why should I care that she's your girlfriend? I don't exactly care who swings what way, and it definitely doesn't change the fact she's part of the anti-fun brigade.

[acro_bat_ic]

Because I'm pretty sure she'll be listening when I tell her to do it.

[duncansdontsing]

What, daddy never teach you to fight your own battles?

You wanna settle a score with me princess, at least do it yourself. Don't hide behind somebody else while they do your dirty work.

[acro_bat_ic]

...Pretty sure I can kick your butt, too.

[duncansdontsing]

Probably. Don't mean I'm gonna be scared of you, though.

[No, really. You should meet his exes, Babs. One in particular.]

And you did threaten to sick your attack-girlfriend on me first.

[acro_bat_ic]

Maybe because she can survive scrubbing her hands with lava after she touches you? [But mostly because he'd made a comment on super powers.

And her girlfriend was Super girl.

She had a girlfriend.

It was new, and bore commenting, dang it.]

[duncansdontsing]

[His response to that is just a yawn, right before scratching the back of his neck.]

I've heard worse from better, sweetheart. Plus, all you did was go right back to the whole "afraid to get your hands dirty" thing from earlier.

How 'bout you do us both a favor, and get lost. Preferably, somewhere near oncoming traffic, but I'm not feelin' too picky about the details.

I got better things to do than babysit some loser still playing dress-up. You want something to do besides bug me all day, I hear there's a tea party out there with your name on it. Why don't you go find it?

[acro_bat_ic]

...And you wonder why I don't want to touch you, sleezeball.

Mostly you're just not worth the time.

[duncansdontsing]

Nooot really, no. You're an uptight killjoy who wouldn't know a good time if it walked right up and bit you.

More importantly, I don't care what you think about me. I ain't out to impress you, princess. You want that treatment, talk your girlfriend.

[acro_bat_ic]

You do know this is a game that makes you touch people, right?

[duncansdontsing]

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm not happy about maybe gettin' sent there.

Y'know, for being one of those dorks in costume, you're not exactly the greatest at payin' attention. Thought you all were supposed to be detectives or some crap.