dear_mun | usernames and the jerks who get them

Oooh! Oooh, Ibuki knows that song!

I would expect no less from a Super High School Level Light Music Club Member! Maybe you can sing it for us!

Uh....well, it's not Ibuki's genre, but she can try!

[ Did Komaeda ask for an impromptu metal version of Love In a Hopeless Place? Well, she's performing one. ]

[that was terrible]

That was lovely! Ah, to think you'd be willing to perform for a piece of trash like me... You really are wonderful, Ibuki.

I believe my mundane just got it, as she burst into giggles and fell off of her couch.

Well, I hope she wasn't hurt! That's the last thing I need on my conscience... [oh please komaeda who are you even fooling]

Oh she's just fine! She's very impressed by your mun's cleverness, and perhaps a tad jealous. Mundanes can be so very silly.

Well, I can't fault her for jealousy. I have to confess to being pretty envious of you and the others! Your talents are so much more impressive than mine...

[sob why must I be nice to the nutter...]

I don't think any one talent is better than the other. We're all equals here.

Well, of course you would say so, Sonia; you're a Super High School Level Princess! Modesty is part of what makes you my better. [the more you insist otherwise the worse it's gonna get]

Komaeda-san, I just said I'm not any better than you! I absolutely am not!

It's fine, Sonia- I won't force you to admit it or anything! That's not my place. [sorry sonia the crazy train has left the station] You've always been so kind to me... I really appreciate it!

Forget it... I think this is like beatboxing a dead horse.

[... beating, sonia beating a dead horse.]

[ ... ... ... ]

It's fine.

You don't have to get it.

Ibuki said it's a quote from a song, I guess? I don't really follow music... But I wouldn't really have pegged you for a Rihanna fan, Hinata! [komaeda you just said]

It's not like that! Most people would have heard that song at least once.

[ and more importantly: ]

Anyway, I thought you said you didn't get it.

I still don't!

I mean, I'm anything but hopeless.

[ there's something obvious to be asked here, but... does he want to say it... no, it's not worth risking another weird rant about hope. ]

I think the song's saying that the place itself is hopeless, not necessarily the people in it.

But if a place contains hopeful people, that place becomes full of hope!

Ah, but I guess if she sang that, it wouldn't be much as popular, huh... People sure do seem to succumb to despair quite quickly...

You're definitely overthinking it... it's just some pop song, that's all. I doubt whoever wrote the lyrics was thinking about something like that.

[ but now he's not sure, because he always feels kind of unsure after talking about things with Komaeda... ]

If you say so, Hinata! I'll trust your deep knowledge of American pop music.

I told you, it's not like that... [ there is a pause as he reminds himself: it is not worth getting worked up over a top 40 song. ]

I guess it is... kind of a fitting username, though.

Oh? How do you mean?

You did find something you love while on the islands.

[ maybe it doesn't count as much if he seemed to have always loved it, though...? ]

Eh? Hinata, are you...? [blushing just a little. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

[ so much genuine cluelessness over here... ]

Am I what?

It's not like I'm not flattered, Hinata, but that's coming on a bit strong, don't you think? I mean, to jump straight to "love" like that... [run hinata. dont think about it just run]

No... I think everybody would agree. "Love" is pretty accurate for how strongly you feel about it.

[ when will he figure out they're not talking about the same thing... ]

Even calling it an "obsession" wouldn't be too far off the mark.

Everybody knows!? [it was that obvious??? he thought he was so discreet hinata he thought he was so discreet]

I don't know if "obsession" is the right word, Hinata. Maybe more like... "curious"? I mean, until now I... I didn't even think...

[ he's staring pretty hard now... the confusion is beginning to set in. ]

It's a little too late to pass it off as just "curious," isn't it...

What do you mean? [HINATA-KUN IS SO FORCEFUL] I haven't even mentioned it to anybody until now... but maybe I was more obvious than I intended to be...

-- Are you serious? I mean... you're always talking about it! I'm pretty sure everybody knows how you feel about it.

[ ... ]

I mean, if we're talking about hope. [ staring... intensifies... ] That is what we're talking about, right?

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Right! Yes. Hope.

It's the best.

[ that was almost as subtle as a culprit during a school trial, Komaeda... ]

... Is that not what you were talking about?

[deep sigh] Never mind, it's not important. Just a miscommunication, is all.

[a pause] Actually, depending on my canon point, it wouldn't have been feasible anyway. This "meta" business sure is confusing, huh...

[ ... ]

It's probably better to not overthink these things. They're already complicated enough as it is...

Yes.

But do not be so hard on yourself. There are few indeed whose minds are capable of grasping the true meaning of that phrase.

[aka he doesn't get it either.]

That does make me feel a little better! [komaeda] But to think that my mun would ever consider me hopeless... it's disgusting...!

[What are you even talking about, bro.]

Disgusting indeed. Oh, the infernal arrogance of the mundane breed. Perhaps their supreme insult to the state of my being only now occurs to you late, but it is better than not at all.

I lay a curse on all who dare defy me, leaving sarcastic comments about my person in action brackets, though I undertake no such action.

To be able to decode the mundanes' secret language... Your mastery of the arcane arts truly puts me to shame, Gundam Tanaka! No wonder they call you the Super High School Level Animal Breeder! [WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANIMAL BREEDING]

I know where you can find some loving, Komaeda-kun.

Really? Where would that be?

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