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Just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic.

Look. This little "playtime" thing you're so into? Yeah, not for me. Unlike some of the other special characters you've got floating around up there, I have a job to do. More than one, actually. So you'll understand if I just get going, right?

... You're joking.

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You people never learn, do you?

[Okay, rude stranger.]

"You people?" Wow.

What? Is that offensive?

Nope. Just annoying.

Good. I'd rather be annoying than offensive, any day.

So you're the infamous Ruby, huh?

Infamous? Cute. Guess you've been talking to some of my friends.

[Uh. "Friends."]

Let's just say I'm up to my elbows in Winchesters, over in Bete Noire.

[Oh. That does change things. But, her expression doesn't falter.]

And what have Batman and Robin been saying about me?

Thanks to your machinations, I lost a perfectly good relationship.

[Have a self-satisfied grin.]

Yeah, that does sound like me, doesn't it. Glad I could help.

[Diana bares her fangs.]

I liked Robin.

Hey, bloodsucker bitch, I don't even know who that is. Chill out.

You screwed with his head. Now he doesn't trust supernaturals.

And he shouldn't. It usually ends up badly for people.

Speak for yourself, demon girl.

[A pause.]

Okay. You may have a point. An extremely oversimplified point.

Never said I was a saint. [Shrug.]

Simple works best.

Yeah, I'll never be nominating you for sainthood, lady.

Wow. You've really hurt my feelings.

Can't hurt your feelings if you don't have any. That's kinda a thing.

I'll bet you kick puppies!

[ :l ]

Yeah, all the time. Club sport.

Oh God. No wonder those boys are so racist...

[And here Ruby rooooolls her eyes.]

Whatever you say.

Yeah, well...give my best to the hellfire, lady.

Will do, Fangs.

Diana. It's Diana. Goddess of hunters.

Vampire goddess. Ooh, I'm terrified.

That really wasn't the point.

I'm about as terrifying as a dust bunny.

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