dear_mun | voice test what have I done

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voice test what have I done

[A purple, lumpy... thing is hovering a few feet above the ground, with arms crossed and an unimpressed expression.]

So what do you really think you can just, like, pick me up and decide to do something with me or whatever? There's, like, an application process or something. Or there should be. I should totally make one of those, because only cool people are allowed to play me. And, like, you might be a cool person, but you might be a total lame-o, and I don't know which yet. You should totally find one of those so you can fill it out. Or maybe you could write one, and I can see if it's cool enough to play me.

What?

Look, I've been busy, okay? Why is it suddenly my job to take care of every lumping thing around here? Glob, just get off my back, mun! Whatever! Lump off or I'll just find someone else's head to live in. We totally both know that you're not the only one who wants to get in on these lumps and so I totally think you should be nicer to me.

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Yeah? What do you want? Are you, like, one of those muse things too? Because that was totally a private conversation.

Your mun's only gotta do the application thing if you're gonna be in a game, LSP.

That's, like, only for the game, though. It doesn't mean she's cool enough to play me.

I dunno, you just gotta give your mun a chance, yaknow? She might be totally rad, or she might be a gigantic jerkwad.

[Not that he's had any experience with jerkwad muns persay.]

Yeah, I donno. I mean, if I give her a chance and she turns out to be lame then I'll have just totally wasted all that time, and when you're hot like me then you don't have time like that to waste.

[Oh yeah LSP, he feels you.]

You just gotta let her know that then!

[Cause you're an independent woman who need no mun.]

Huh. Yeah I guess. I mean, she might not admit that she's lame, but I guess I could warn her or something. I could always, like, just ditch her later.