dear_mun | ....Kinda elbowed his way into candidate list for Wake.

Elbowed, nothing! I have as natural a talent for attracting fans as I do for battling Pokemon, it's just surprising you didn't make this journal for me sooner.

Long as everything back home will be okay, I'm sure Gramps and the rest of my adoring public won't mind if I take a little break from winning battle after battle for a while. I know I make it look easy, but it's actually a lot of work being the best, you know. And I DO get to have my Pokemon, right?

[Uh, Gary, you get them back eventually but not right off the ba - ]

Great. So what's the hold up? A writer having trouble with the writing part of the application? Pathetic! I bet if you let me handle it I'd do it even better than you could!

Yeah, applications don't open for a while and you're gonna be busy with that NaNo-whatever. But if you really wanna play me then you might wanna make up your mind soon, because I don't hang out with losers. And anyone who's anyone knows that indecisive is just another nice word for loser.

[Canon point is before he lost in the Indigo League and thus got knocked down a few pegs. Meaning he is going to be a major dick and I am sorry for him in advance. :IIII ]

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...why can't you be the Gary that isn't a jerk?

Well if it isn't Ashy-boy. Late to the party as usual, but at least you actually showed up!

And what's with the get-up, anyway? Got tired of being recognized in public as a loser?

Gary, I've been here for months. You're the one who's late.

And I outgrew my old clothes.

[Shrug.]

That's because I'm busy training and getting stronger. Not sure what you've been doing with your time. Besides, this lame mundane's the one who finally decided to let me have a say.

[...Now that he thought about it, Ash did look a little taller than he remembered.]

Hm. So, you're finally hitting a growth spurt. Guess our little Ashy-boy had to start growing up sometime.

[Someone hasn't told this one about people being older/younger here because she's too busy hating her life.]

[Cue a strange girl who walks right up and sticks her face into the face of this exuberant trainer. The distance between them very uncomfortably close. She tilts her head. ]

[Uh. Just gonna back up a step or two and give the girl an odd look. Personal space here. B[ ]

Hey, if you want an autograph or a picture with me, all you gotta do is ask!

[ She nods extremely enthusiastically, her entire head bobbing up and down. ]

[ Cue the hands on the hips. ]

I feel bad for whatever place you're going to terrorize this time.

...are you Bianca or Latias?

All right! Anything for a fan!

[And yup. Gary is just going to sign a little slip of paper that came from out of nowhere because this is dear_mun. Latias aren't you so lucky?]

Goin' through the Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, the Battle Frontier, Sinnoh, and my mun dragged me here when I was partway through Unova.

Terrorize? If anything that place'll be lucky if it can even hold my attention! Sure it's got that Bending thing, but there aren't even any new Pokemon to catch!

[...Well congratulations, Ash, now Gary looks confused.]

That's impossible! You and I just started competing at the Indigo Plateau.

They have you there, so that means they are going to be terrorized.

[ Huff huff. ]

Besides, there's no telling you'll even have a fan club there.

People can from from different times here Gary.

Yaknow, I'm actually a little worried for him. Because someone's probably going to punch him in the face at some point.

[ .... Wait, when did you grow? She rests an arm against his shoulder and leans against Ash. ]

D'you think it would knock some sense into him?

Nah, my lame mun's apparently not allowed to bring the girls in with me. Shame, but I'm sure I'll form up a new fanclub in no time flat once they see what a real Pokemon trainer can do!

Hm...

[He considers it. Ash's information is usually pretty misleading if not outright WRONG, but he can't really deny the fact that Ash looks taller, older, so it's not like he can prove that Ash is faking all this...]

I guess maybe it's not TOO weird, although of course my lamebrain mun forgot to mention that part.

[>8( probably because you're a jerk, Gary.]

So, what'd you make of yourself in the other regions, Ashy-boy? Or do you not wanna say, 'cause you're too embarrassed?

[ She is officially sticking her tongue out at him now.

All the maturity. ]

Oh yeah? And what's that? Destroy people's bikes?

Haven't won a conference yet, but I'm workin' on it. I did do better against the guy who actually won the Lily of the Valley conference than anyone including the Sinnoh Gym Leaders did, so I'd say that's a pretty good work right there.

Nah, he'd probably whine about how they only punched him because they couldn't beat him in a battle.

Is that how Ashy-boy got you tagging along with him? Y'know, I think I heard a little something about that. Kinda weird you'd follow him for that long over a bike, but maybe that's just me.

[Totally not implying things here for trolling purposes.]

[ Okay, now she's sure that he's taller. Something is off. But she continues to lean her weight against him, brows raised. ]

Can I just punch him now?

[ She does not appreciate your trolling, Mr. Smell-you-later! And she's definitely not blushing.

Her hands are back on her hips and she's practically gritting her teeth now, leaning to press her nose a few inches from his. ]

It was my bike, and it was a great bike.

You're just jealous that I'm not following you like the rest of your lovesick puppy fanclub!

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....Kinda elbowed his way into candidate list for Wake.

Have a 14 year old Ash.

Oh lord again I apologize for him :|

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