Seth is whining again

[staysinmexico]

NO

Just watching clips on YouTube isn't enough.

Suck it up. Go get the DVDs. Watch the entire run of my Rich White People Problems show. Think of the shenanigans. And the sex. My sex life is relying on your buying the DVDs. I need it. I need it, come on!

...........OH COME ON my show is considered "OBSCURE" now? Bull. It doesn't matter if it premiered a decade ago it's still amazing damn it.

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[flirtyengineer]

If it makes you feel better my show was 15 years ago.

[staysinmexico]

I'd like to suggest that television bring back every show. From the Honeymooners to us.

Because FUCK Honey Boo Boo!

[flirtyengineer]

I'm actually scared by most of what's on TLC anymore. They're coming out with something called Extreme Parenting now.

[staysinmexico]

.....Oh my god.

The writer's guild is having a collective conniption. It's loud, and coming from Santa Monica Blvd.

[flirtyengineer]

So that's what I'm hearing.

I should introduce myself...Caitlin Harrington.

[staysinmexico]

Seth Cohen, nice to meet you Caitlin.

You were ABC right? Much better ratings than Fox.

[flirtyengineer]

Nice to meet you, too, Seth.

And yeah, it was, though I'm not canon so I suppose I only get like half credit for that. I'm a creation of my mun asking who uses the fourth chair in the control room.

[staysinmexico]

Ah. My mun never watched Sports Night, so it's all good!

Let's form a union. Characters Without Current Canon. CWCC. It'll align with the Teamsters, we'll get political power. First you get the power, then you get the money, et cetera, blah blah blah.

[flirtyengineer]

It's back on in syndication now. On FXX which I think is the stupidest name ever for a channel.

So my mun flipped out and brought me back because she always wanted me to have my happy ending with my dream date. Because she's a sap.

[sleuthtastic]

Ah, the disenfranchised yearnings of a member of high SoCal society.

[ At least she's getting a movie. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. ]

[staysinmexico]

I resemble that remark.

My mun is snickering to herself right now, just for the record, because of this:

[sleuthtastic]

[ Now she's doing the spirit fingers. ]

And here to our right we have the land of the GIF, where dreams and alternate realities come true!

[staysinmexico]

The land of the GIF is indeed a magical place.

[sleuthtastic]

It's not a weakness to admit you want to mack on these lips, Cohen.

[staysinmexico]

Um. Absolutely. You're pretty much adorable and let's go.

[sleuthtastic]

All of that without even a pre-date unicorn? [ She backhands him in the chest. Lightly. Maybe. ] You horndog.

[staysinmexico]

Ow. I need an adult.

What is it with beautiful women hitting me all the time? Is there a sign on my back or something?

[sleuthtastic]

Ever think of them as lovetaps of love?

[staysinmexico]

No, I think of them as pain. Because it hurts.

/sobs I am horrible but he is married to Summer in a game SO I HAD TO

[dear_vera]

From what I heard, you got up to quite a few shenanigans.

[Of course, he's got this all from Summer's side of things only.]

LMAO omg

[staysinmexico]

Shenanigans is my middle name.

Well actually it's Ezekiel but you understand where I'm coming from.

8D this will either go very well or very badly

[dear_vera]

I think I get the point, yes.

Either way, I suppose you don't get the full experience of being a teenager without a few shenanigans. But from what I heard, every once in a while, things went a bit overboard.

[staysinmexico]

Yup, and then Ryan would punch people and Marissa would be in trouble aaaaaaaand...how exactly did you hear this?

[dear_vera]

[He's heard the names - and met Marissa briefly, even - so he just smiles a bit and nods.] Oh - I know Summer. Pretty well. [Or better.] She's told me a bit about things in Newport, over the years.

A lot about comic books, and something about sailing away after breaking up with her in a note?

[He's not actually trying to be mean, just... curious about the other side of the story. No, he wasn't happy Summer was left, but he has a feeling that might have been quite some time ago for this version of Seth.]

[staysinmexico]

Oh.

[Blink. Uh. Well. That's....interesting. But then the whole "sailing away and leaving a note" thing is dropped and Seth winces.]

Um. That was not one of my prouder moments. In my defense, I was staring down the barrel of another year of abject humiliation and crushing loneliness.