Grabbing for CR at lastvoyages and distantskies

[lastmanstanding]

...Stop writing personal ads.

You're planning a fucking intervention and writing personal ads. Are you done? Are you that bored? why won't you leave me alone?

...I'm not shutting up. Why the fuck would I need to shut up? Is there any reason you can't just hope new people will end up on the boat and you don't have to sit here and actively put my ass out like this?

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[morewidows]

Putting you out for what, dear?

[lastmanstanding]

Playing. Or so she calls it.

[morewidows]

Is it that you object to her idea of play, or that you object to being involved in any type of play, dear?

[lastmanstanding]

It's that she's got a million and one other characters
[who she's tries to do stuff with] but seems obsessed with me getting a happy ending.

[morewidows]

Did you stop to think that maybe by focusing on you she's letting another of her characters have a nice long breather?

[lastmanstanding]

...I'd like a breather.

[morewidows]

Oh, darling.

[She gives him a soft, sympathetic smile.]

There's nothing I can do, unfortunately, but I do hope you get through to them somehow. Perhaps, soon enough, you'll be granted one.