Voicetest, homeless beyond forever

[mooncutting]

Seriously? If you don't know what you're doing making this journal, what the hell do you expect me to do about it?

Just do something with this, or piss off. I got more important things to take care of and you know it.

Comments

[princeofjunes]

What? Just because I'm not a hot redhead, I can't have crazy secret adventures? I'm offended!

[mooncutting]

Flattery isn't gonna get you anywhere, Asano.

[princeofjunes]

Yep, still not him. At least shoot down the right guy. I'm Yosuke Hanamura.

[mooncutting]

Close enough for me, Asano.

[Come on, you had to know she was doing it on purpose.]

[princeofjunes]

See, now you're just asking for me to break out some bad pick-up lines. You sure that's a road you want to go down?

[mooncutting]

You should ask yourself that first. I mean, unless you weren't planning on having children. Then you can pretty much just go ahead.

[princeofjunes]

Huh. You don't look like Chie, but I was wondering why this feels so natural. Now it all makes sense!

[mooncutting]

Really now? You're lookin' for a knight in shining armor type to sweep you off your feet there, princess?

[princeofjunes]

Come on. Statistically, there can't be that may cute women who can also kick my ass, right?

[mooncutting]

I can name a good dozen or so off the top of my head.

[princeofjunes]

Then clearly, I live in the wrong town and need to move immediately.

And also buy a good crotch protector.

[mooncutting]

I don't think they market anything tough enough. Not even exaggerating.

[princeofjunes]

I did take a pretty rough shot there and everything still works-

... am I seriously considering 'build up a tolerance' as a viable option? That's it! Mark the date! I've officially lost my mind. I blame Chie.

[mooncutting]

I hope not. I'm about a hundred five percent sure you can't build a tolerance to crotch shots.

[princeofjunes]

And I hope I never get the chance to prove you right or wrong.

By the way, I don't suppose I could get a name? Or will I have to stick with "Mysterious Beautiful Ass-Kicking Redhead"?

[mooncutting]

Heh. That is kind of a mouthful, isn't it?

Ichigo Kurosaki. Shorten it however you want.

[princeofjunes]

Ichigo? I met an Ichigo once! He was a-

... a...

...

[STARE]

[mooncutting]

A what? You okay there, Hanamu-


...Oh, come on. Again?

[princeofjunes]

[Watch, as Yosuke's eyes continue to go from Ichigo's chest to Ichigo's face in disbelief!]

Again? What do you mean again?

[mooncutting]

I mean it'd be nice to run into someone who doesn't know me by my guy clones. They're two for two and it's already a damn nuisance.

[princeofjunes]

Wait wait wait wait wait.

You mean this is the real you? You were originally a girl? From birth? Just came out looking like that?

[mooncutting]

The hell kind of stupid question is that? Of course I was.

[princeofjunes]

When I can meet a girl and guy version of my best friend in the same day, it's a pretty damn valid question!

[mooncutting]

They give you the same alternate universe line, or whatever it was?

[princeofjunes]

Yeah, something like that. Same deal with you, then?