On potential in-game Bad Things

[asthedrivensnow]

Mademoiselle Mundane,

Of all the idiocy I've borne witness to, this one takes the cheesecake. Hush, I like cheesecake. Honestly, killing me? Now? There are very important birthdays in less than one month, and you choose now to have me make friends with a psychopath (whose story you know) with a view to being a victim. A Muggle psychopath, no less. Don't start. I'm willing to overlook it in some people.

I'd like to recommend you seek help, but I fear you might be beyond it.

And for Merlin's sake - do not give me that gaff about already having experience - everybody knows Bella is like that. This one hides it. No one is going to see it coming, and no one will be able to stop it. You are going regret your course of action, because I've a sinking feeling I'm going to suffer horribly through this. When I get to say "I told you so"? You're just going to have to sit there and take it.

Comments

[proud_malfoy]

Who is going to kill you, Cissy? [He is worried now, ok? He doesn't want any bad stuff happening to you.] Surely not your mundane?

[asthedrivensnow]

[She winces at the baby nickname, then gives him a tight smile.]

It's less what she personally will be doing, than what she's plotting about with another mundane. Not one of her finer moments, I might add.

[proud_malfoy]

Another mundane? I hate how they think they are above us. [Well, they sort of are, Lucius. You just believe you're above everyone else.]

hallo again! i really couldn't not omg

[heirofficium]

As much as I hate to lose a family member, Narcissa... [ TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT YOU NARCISSA

and he's so totally failing-- ]

If you're so insufferable even your mun wants to kill you, then maybe it's for the better...!

[ Okay okay so maybe he's managing to keep it at chuffing through his words but really ]

[asthedrivensnow]

...don't you have first-years to torment elsewhere?

Wow he is really being an ass today I am so sorry

[heirofficium]

Matter of fact, dear cousin, I don't. Mundane here's putting me back into another castle like before, with Moony. [ The fact that she's throwing him back in there to salvage romantic CR with Moony is normally a thing that Sirius would throw in a Black's face at the perfect moment, buuuuuuut 'gay blood traitor who kisses werewolves' would be giving Narcissa waaaaay too much to work with. ]

So what'd you do, Narcissista? Why'd she want to kill a sweet little Slytherin like you? [ Dripping with sarcasm, whoops. ] Whinge a touch much about the decor in her headspace?

Ffft, you are so not sorry.

[asthedrivensnow]

[That nickname is a bit of a giveaway to anyone who is at all decent at piecing together glaringly obvious clues, you know. The gay part is irrelevant, in the scheme of things, by the way. But you can catch things from werewolves, you know. Lycanthropy is pretty damn contagious, she is just saying.]

...you still have your speech impediment? Oh, you poor, precious darling. I know Narcissa is a hard name to pronounce, but you can do it! Say it nice and slowly - practice it in your head first. [Smiling sweetly.] And then if you manage it, I'll tell you why.