statesunited: (smirk)
Alfred F. Jones {america] ([personal profile] statesunited) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-02 10:20 pm

i caved

WATCH OUT, DREAM WORLD!

The one and only Alfred F. Jones is coming!
mountie: (you're the bermuda triangle for morals.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't destroy anything.
mountie: (proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually when you say 'watch out' and that you're going somewhere, it never ends well.
mountie: (i need to use more vowels.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Or that you have the destructive energy of a cyclone, eh?
mountie: (...and ours.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Canada. Like I've always been.
mountie: (covered your room in sticky notes.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a miracle he didn't manage an actual facepalm. He just mentally did one, though. Though he is proud that America was actually able to read the map.]

Yes. Your hat.
mountie: (guess who took the wrong ferry.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Laughing softly, he's happy to give him a hug back.] Pretty well, actually. I've been there for over a year now, but it's not so bad. Seems like something you might be interested in.
mountie: (the treasure map's stapled to your shirt)

it's okay. <333.

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mhmm. It's not... all that bad. I don't think it's even like I've been gone back home, anyway. Sort of like... time doesn't register the same.
mountie: (proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda.)

♥♥♥♥♥

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Papa hadn't noticed, either, and he was from a different year than I am. Plus Hungary's there and she's from earlier than I am so I'd think many more would realise she's been gone a while. [Or if England was gone for that matter since he wouldn't be around to complain about things...]

I work as the administrative assistant for the police force and teach North American history at the Academy there. [Yes. That means a Canadian is teaching American history, too. ...from a slightly biased point of view.] I- I don't exactly have a girlfriend but I am in a rather committed relationship...
mountie: (covered your room in sticky notes.)

ffff. i can't wait. /o/

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Any books I want to. [Which means probably nothing America would recognise.] Plus, nothing is by any book publisher/author you'd recognise as it's a different realm.

Besides. It's not really as if I need a book to teach the history out of.
mountie: (i wish i could send meat via computer.)

even better! I think. XD \o/

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
You mean tell about how you forgot to put on your big boy pants and deal?
mountie: (left the case of beer in your dryer.)

/halo.

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[America. Tone. It. Down. Canada's not the enemy. He promises.] I get it. You're proud and stubborn but you still left me. [Though by now, he's frowning.] Look. I'm sorry. Will you please put me down without harming me? [He was a tad bit frightened about that.]
mountie: (gloves and a zebra striped car wash too.)

[snugglenuzzle.] sure! though it's old and embarrassing.

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: it's here]

[Looking up at him a bit, he offered a small, apologetic smile while mumbling a bit.] I know. It's also unfair of me to make jabs at it like I sometimes do.
deductions: (003 | never woke in handcuffs before)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-03-03 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a cause for concern?
igirisu: (pic#2556391)

[personal profile] igirisu 2012-03-03 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with what's-his-name.

Don't break anything...
igirisu: (pic#2563411)

[personal profile] igirisu 2012-03-03 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No, your brother.
igirisu: (pic#2557063)

[personal profile] igirisu 2012-03-03 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ blink ]

Wait, then who on earth was that guy?
mountie: (i need to use more vowels.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't mind him. He has a hard enough time remembering he put food into the microwave two minutes ago. It's a bit much to expect him to remember his brother.
mountie: (stole a tree from the neighbor.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Of course. Did you ever get that fixed?
mountie: (let's slip-n-slide into a pool of jello.)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, bro. He's got you covered.] How about I do so for you?
mountie: (convince the taxi driver we're in a race)

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[What are brothers for? He'll look after him.] Thanks. Leave me out a pan, too, eh? I'll make some pancakes while I'm in.
mountie: (2hr train ride + 7am = alcohol.)

yesss. all the pancakes! XD i actually do most of my own. /o/

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He wishes for more credit. But will never say so out loud.] I'll be sure to make extra then. Maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make chocolate chip ones.
mountie: (let's make cheeseless grilled cheese.)

my cropping skills are getting pretty decent. XD

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He thought so.] Anything else you'd like?
mountie: (don't worry.  i fixed it with duct tape.)

i like to use zerochan.

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Maple syrup and whipped cream. Got it. Chocolate milk too?
mountie: (where do you find these people?)

you're quite welcome. <3. you do. I need to find the one or two I have and upload them. XD

[personal profile] mountie 2012-03-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww. He's quite happy to hug back, too.] You're lucky I'm such a good brother.