on a VERY TENTATIVE potential return to amatomnes

[badmanners]

Oh, no. No, no, no! Not this again! I thought I got rid of you! And don't even think about trying to drag me back to that place. I'm not touching it with a ten foot pole. [ A pause, a consideration. ] Do you really want to try to drag me into something I'm not willing to cooperate with?

[ He huffs haughtily, jaw set, really... Really annoyed. With everything. ]

Have I mentioned lately that I hate you?

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to keep you occupied while i do a tag altho this doesnt solve my issue

[mirabilis]

You may need a longer pole, then, from what I've heard.

I'm at work anyway so I'm phone tagging nkw

[badmanners]

How's ten thousand? It sounds better anyway.

wow i need to slap the person who linked me this (because i thought it was her SORRY!) but hello!!

[mirabilis]

In theory, at least. In actuality? It may not be enough.

no don't slap mah sexy bexxie

[badmanners]

Oh, believe me. Don't I know it. She's done this song and dance with me before.

idkkkk she kind of deserves it she's awful to me :c

[mirabilis]

Really? [ Do tell, now, she's all curious ] Then at least you're wonderfully prepared.

just casually tagging dis

[naturallylazy]

Good luck with that Colonel. [ he may or may not be laughing at u ]

is that. Ca

[badmanners]

[ Deadpan ] Yes this is all very funny, isn't it?

MAYBE

[naturallylazy]

Who's laughing? I'm not laughing, sir. [ lies, they're all lies ]

WELL LOVELY

[badmanners]

That's what I thought.

[littledevil]

Well, there's really one thing left to to... and that's dig in your heels and make things as difficult for that mun of yours as possible.

[...Don't mind the wings on this twenty-something's head and back.]

...Might turn out to be fun.

[badmanners]

[ Jack just assumes she's another species of Alien. ]

Oh, I plan on having a ball making her life hell.

[littledevil]

Now that's the right attitude to have.

[Probably for the best, since he'd be finding out that devils actually exist... Though she's nice as devils go.]

[italktomyplants]

You're not the only one they're trying to work on, Sir.

[badmanners]

They'd better leave you out of this, Carter.

[italktomyplants]

I think that that's more likely to encourage them. I'd say that we've handled worse but this sounds isn't really on the same scale of things.

[badmanners]

Let's just focus on derailing their thought processes and go from there.

[italktomyplants]

Right. Good idea. [ Pause. Pause. Nope, still bad at the small talk ] You might need to start that off.

[theliar]

Well. No matter.

[Sulky Vala is sulky.]

You missed my wedding anyway. And I fully intend on that being the last one.

[badmanners]

[ Please excuse the slack jawed look you get. ] What idiot married the queen of all deception?

[theliar]

[ a w k w a r d ]

... Daniel?

[notdrfrasier]

I don't think they care how much we hate them.

[badmanners]

But they do care about how loud we are. Right? Whatever that means. And I'll just make sure to shut my yap. She won't be able to do a thing about it.

[notdrfrasier]

Mine doesn't and threats never work with her.

[Small pause.... Because she has to know.]

If you do come back, will you, uh, remember being there before and things that happened?

[hi_there_aliens]

Jack, I'm starting to think you attract trouble. Like actually attract it, like a bear to honey or something.

[badmanners]

[ He's just going to stare blankly at you. ] Ya think?

[hi_there_aliens]

Really, I'm thinking the next time you go through the Stargate, your standard issue uniform might have to be a shark suit.