Mun is finally bringing out her favourite baby

[theantibody]

You didn't forget about me... I guess I should say thanks, but I don't feel like it since you called me a baby and all. I'm much smarter than you, so even if you're an eensy-weensy bit older than me, you're more of a baby.

Hey, if you're a stupid, ugly baby, how about you cry for me a little? Come on, just a few tears and I'll be good. Promise.

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[brattery]

My mun probably cries over me all the time. Talk about a baby.

[theantibody]

Aw, you must be one of those 'tormented souls' muns like so much. Do you cry a lot, too? You look like you do. You do, don't you? Come on, admit it. Admit it!

[Breach stop being so creepy to a little boy that is not alright]

[brattery]

I don't ever cry. It's a waste of time.

[theantibody]

It's not a waste of time for the people who watch. Then it's fun. Don't you want to be fun?

[brattery]

I don't do stuff for other people. I do whatever I want, whenever I want.

[theantibody]

Oh, I like you.

[deusrexmachina]

Funny you should mention being smart, Breach. Because taunting the mun? Probably not all that bright of a move.

[theantibody]

Worried, Rex? She won't touch me. She says I'm special.

[deusrexmachina]

[Worried? ...maybe. A little. Not that he'll admit to it easily.]

Yeeeaaaah, okay. Just an FYI here on what "special" usually translates to in mun speak...

It usually means "most likely to get put into bad situations."

[theantibody]

[It's alright, they're... friends?]

I've been put in bad situations. But I haven't. But I have.

I wonder what's going to happen?

[deusrexmachina]

[Something like that. He's willing to continue trying, at least. Even if talking to you can be confusing and even exhausting, Breach.]

I know you have...

[Anything involving Van Kleiss, for example.]

Well, not gonna lie. I'm wondering the same thing. Like whether or not your mun is going to actually put you anywhere.

[nanitewerewolf]

Hrrrfff.

It is unwise to tempt these Mundanes.

[theantibody]

Only if you're a coward. Is the little dog scared of the big, bad mun? I'm sure Van Kleiss will keep you all nice and safe.

[nanitewerewolf]

The master will keep us safe.

I am unsure of my Mundane's intentions.

[lordofabysus]

Breach, dear.

It is good to see you out and about.

Perhaps your Mudane will humor you.

/SCREAMS AND RUNS TO YOUUU

[theantibody]

Dear.

That's a new one. Sounds stupid.

Screams back!

[lordofabysus]

Oh, come now.

Don't act like You're not happy to see me.

[doc_holi]

That sounds mature, Breach.

Empathic Humanoid EVO OC

[wise_lil_wolf]

Don't be mean.

It will make your mundane sad and sad colors are never pretty. They're heavy.

[changelingdude]

Oh hey! I remember you! At least I think I remember you...I remember a version of you...

...have we met? Hi~ I'm Beastboy.

[Wiggles his pointy ears]