re: being dusted off after forever

[stretchy_pants]

I thought I'd gotten away from you, to be honest. Life is completely fine in my little corner of your headspace because it's uneventful here. The only people who bother me are those wolf kids who keep coming around to ask for my autograph, and they're mostly harmless. If you're back and thinking about sticking me somewhere again, that really can't be a good thing. Your intentions are always the opposite of harmless. If I could just give you my autograph and make you go away, that would be fantastic; but I know you and I doubt it's going to be that easy.