Bell book and candle (Rule!63! Siles)

[etincelle]

STOP telling me to calm down! I'm not being irrational. It's not irrational to want my husband to live with me. We have the room, we both have good grades, he's got a job, and dammit Dad, you signed off on it. We had to get married to save Beacon Hills and the pack. Because it was the best way to secure the alliance of the Faeries which led to us being able to defeat the Not-Jackson dragon. Which kept everyone from being crispy fried humans.

And screw you, dear muse, for finding this hilarious.

Comments

[excessive]

He signed off on the wedding, not on the actual terms of the marriage.

Not that I'm on his side or anything!

[etincelle]

He should have read the fine print then, because we're married and that means we're living together.

You're family and we don't throw family out.

[excessive]

Technically we're living together. Kind of. We're just not sharing a room.

Okay, it sucks. I agree. He's your dad.

[etincelle]

We're married! And I don't sleep as well without you.

And he's your family too, babe. He's just being stupid and stubborn about this.

[excessive]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't see me as family yet. I'm giving him time. About that and us sharing a room. He's adjusting. I think.

[etincelle]

He needs to adjust faster. Or it's going to just wind up as me falling asleep on you on the couch all the time.

[excessive]

I'm okay with that. So long as I'm sleeping with you. In a truly sleeping sense. We can find places and times for other not sleeping sleeping.

[etincelle]

Mm. At least we have a comfy couch. And you make the best pillow.

[excessive]

If that's what you do with all your pillows, I'm jealous.

[etincelle]

Not all my pillows. Just you, babe. Just you.