rough voicetest - may look for a home if all goes well. post-finale so major spoilers within.

[mrlambert]

I know that you're feeling rough, and that's fine. However, your...willingness to bring me out so quickly after such events is not. In fact, it's completely irresponsible and unneeded. Rather, let me phrase it this way: this seems like some nothing more than some sort of bizarre coping mechanism for you. Fine, fine, whatever - do what you have to.

But keep this simple bit of advice in mind: I am anything but a man who will just...allow himself to be thrown about like a plaything. I'd strongly suggest abandoning your promise to play me somewhere - but if you're going to be stubborn enough to go through with it, I'd highly recommend that you consider your options wisely.

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[byanyname]

Hey, take it easy, pal. This ain't exactly a life or death situation.

Unless you're some kinda reanimated corpse, or somethin'. In that case, welcome back to the land of the living!

[mrlambert]

My life...or afterlife now, will -always- be given such priority.

Heh. This whole thing has something of a Frankenstein vibe to it.

[byanyname]

All I'm saying is, you're alive one way or another, right? No sense getting worked up about how it'll play out. It'll give you indigestion, ehheh.

You keep your eyes peeled, you just might run into Frankenstein here. This place is that fuckin' crazy.

[mrlambert]

All I'm saying is that my player needs to work this sort of thing out more extensively rather than raising me up like some demented George Romero movie.

I'll be on the lookout for him.

[byanyname]

Call it an honor. Someone wanted to make your acquaintance, got a little excited, maybe acted quicker than they could think. Look at it that way, you've got a pretty serious admirer.

At least they didn't pull you straight outta the morgue. Leastwise, you don't look like you came from the undertaker.

[mrlambert]

I appreciate the kind words, I really do. But I don't need some...crazy admirer yanking me from my rest.

Heh, you'd be surprised. There was a large bullet wound just where my abdomen is a few minutes ago.

[byanyname]

No kidding? Ehhheh. I'd rather be resurrected that gutshot, any day.

[godelsolution]

Maybe a new world would be good for you. A second chance.

[mrlambert]

I can't help but imagine that a new chance would be wasted on me. I'm done.

[godelsolution]

Done as in finished or done as in dead?

[mrlambert]

Both.

[godelsolution]

Being dead is nearly reversible in these sorts of places. Personal experience.

[mrlambert]

But what if you don't want it to be reversed?

...While I can't speak for anyone else here, what if a person died on their own terms? What if they accomplished everything that they originally set out to do?

[godelsolution]

That's pretty lucky, if it's true. I guess it'd depend on if the player agreed. If so, they might give in after a while and drop the point.

screams softly

[hostage]

Jesus, you look like hell.

hi hi hi hello i was hoping for this thank you

[mrlambert]

And you...

[Heh. A small chuckle. He was prepared for a lot of things, but not for this.]

You've never looked better.

wraps around and squeezes

[hostage]

Okay, I know, but you don't gotta get all gay about it.

Seriously, though, what the hell happened?

sobs

[mrlambert]

[A moment of realization for him. Still getting used to this timey-wimey nonsense.]

...When was the last time you saw me?

[hostage]

You mean back home? Um, you stopped by. After I was out, I mean. Like a couple months after.

[And he assumed Mr. White was there to kill him, but the situation has since been clarified for him. To some degree, at least.]

[mrlambert]

[Okay, that's good to know. Maybe this conversation can have some sense of normality.]

Things have changed since then.

have another jesse, taken from even earlier

[theblowfish]

Yo, Mr. White, where'd you get that beard?

season 2-3?

[mrlambert]

[After an encounter with the other Jesse, he's used to this now. This one seems even more innocent, which is surprising.]

It's a long story.

you're good! season 3

[theblowfish]

[Ok, so he doesn't want to talk about it. Jesse knows better than to press Mr. White about his personal life and doesn't feel like being on the receiving end of a patronizing lecture. He takes a few moments to change the topic.]

So... still wigging out on flies?

yay!

[mrlambert]

[Suspicions confirmed. The fly comment brings a small chuckle to his lips - memories of happier times.]

You'd be surprised.

[theblowfish]

You've gotta be doing something other than growing a sweet ass beard. How's [Polly? Molly? Abigail Gertrude? Whatever, screw it.] the baby?