i don't even.

[quotation]

When I say I'm an acquired taste, that's not an invitation for you to acquire me. Do I look like the kind of man who wants to be brutally kidnapped to a place where my every move is documented? Where shapeshifters impersonate citizens? Where a giant machine knows my name?

That's what I thought. Run along and bother the suits. They love that sort of thing. Places like that cater to pure evil incarnate, don't they?

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[became]

The truth is out there, Moz. [ STRAIGHT FACE WHAT. ]

[quotation]

[ NEAL THIS IS SERIOUS. ]

You mock, but it is. And I'll never uncover it if I'm packed off to some knock-off New York full of tight-wearing watchdogs.

[became]

[ yes completely srs bsns. neal is not laughing at all. ]

They're making you wear tights? That's just... cruel and unusual.

[quotation]

[ ffffffffffffffffffffffffff ]

Everything about this is cruel and unusual. My civil rights are being violated for the amusement of the masses.

[became]

Hey, I'm right here with you. Although... doesn't not believing in the application of government mean you don't actually have civil rights? Nobody likes a cafeteria Catholic when it comes to anarchy, Moz. [ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ]

[quotation]

[ why is his best friend the biggest troll ever. ]

You know what else people don't like? Kidnapping.

[suit]

Which name would they know?

[ is he amused or is he in a line facing mood, the world may never know. ]

[quotation]

Suit.

[ peter you will never understand how dire his situation is. ]

All the important ones, of course.

[ex_fedoras255]

Come on, Moz. Not everyone there is evil incarnate.

[quotation]

How can you be sure?

[ex_fedoras255]

Wonder Woman's there.

[quotation]

[ WHAT. ]

Alright, so not everyone.

[ex_fedoras255]

Thought you might like that.

And, hey, we may end up there together.

[quotation]

Suit letting you off the leash long enough to dimension hop?

[ex_fedoras255]

Why do I need Peter's permission to dimension hop? He's not even going to know I'm gone.

[hustles]

What's the matter, Mozzie, can't take being locked up? Think of it like... one of those character building experiences. [ LOL JK KELLER HOPES SOMEBODY SHIVS YOU A LITTLE BIT. ]

[quotation]

[ OH IT'S YOU. DICK. ]

Not all of us take so naturally to the prison lifestyle, Keller.

[hustles]

[ O HAI TINY long time, no threaten to kill. ]

Yeah, our buddy Neal's a real fish to water when it comes to the joint.

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[tornadoinheels]

Think of it this way -- at least if you go there, it's not all paranoia. Big Brother actually is watching.

no worries bb

[quotation]

Big Brother was watching at home too, Sara. The only thing different about this place is that they're upfront about it.

[tornadoinheels]

I'm sure you could find ways to lay low.

you don't have to even answer this she is just /offended/ sir.

[darkholme]

[HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHAPESHIFTERS ;_;]

lfmalkgjdasda

[quotation]

[ HE DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE TO STEAL HIS FACE although let's be real who'd want it. ]

[cons]

Eh, they want you to think your every move is documented, but I highly doubt there isn't a way out of it.

[quotation]

Do you know a way to disable the giant robot woman?

[cons]

I actually have no idea what you're talking about, but there are always ways around things. And stuff. [vaaaguueee? what's that mean?]

[quotation]

[ mozzie does vague like it's his job, come to his bosom. ]

I'm concerned that the learning curve will bite me in the ass, if you'll excuse the indelicacy of the phrase.

[cons]

Hm. [IT'S INTERESTING, the idea of being sent somewhere with Big Brother knowing ~everything~. ..She'd never want to go there, but it's fun thinking about it.] If you're worried about the iron lady in the sky knowing everything that you are up to all the time, then don't... be you. Throw her off, play a part. Nobody can keep their eyes on everybody all the time, right?

[knowthatlook]

Now, I think we had a talk about calling my husband evil.

[quotation]

Desperate times, Mrs. Suit. I'm trying to make a point to the girl behind the keys, and mincing words won't do.

[knowthatlook]

I think I can let it go, just this once. So-- tell me about this place. Tights, really?

[suitable]

Thanks for defending my honor, hon.

[knowthatlook]

Anytime, it's all part of the complete Elizabeth Burke package.

[didyoulovehim]

I'd be a little more worried of the one holding you than a machine Mozzie. Good luck trying to get them to listen.

[quotation]

I'm going to outwit the typist with my impeccable logic. There's no defense to that.

[didyoulovehim]

Logic isn't exactly a high priority. The more nervous you are, the faster they are.

[If it was, she wouldn't even be here either.]

[suitable]

Don't start trying to pawn your own particular crazy connection on the rest of us. We've got our own problems.

...Never mind I don't even want to think about what that place in particular would do to you. [ MOZ WITH SUPERPOWERS? THE WORLD WON'T SURVIVE. 8||| ] You're enough of a handful already.

[steal]

[She is too amused for words right now. Oh, Mozzie. You're so special sometimes. Or...most of the time, really. But really, this is just hilarious. She was having a bad day and this made it all better.]

The more you fight against it, the faster you'll wind up somewhere. That's the way these things work.

[And now she gives him a very patronizing 'for shame' look. While trying not to laugh. Yep. This is a good time.]

Oh my god a Mozzie ♥_♥

[guardiandragon]

I'll see your shapeshifters and Friend Computer and raise you pod people and radioactive cannibals.