dear_mun | rusty muse and looking at languished

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canon: marvel live action

rusty muse and looking at languished

You neglected me for three months and now you want me to come out and play? God, you're worse than Sue. So demanding.

Maybe I don't wanna come back. You ran off to a fandom about teenage werewolves and just left me. We need to talk about that fandom though. Seriously. It's ruining every ounce of confidence I ever had in you, man. Get it together.

[ Heavy sigh. ] Alright, alright. Quit it with the guilt trip. Maybe it'll be fun. What's there to hate about sex?

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I don't even know where to start with this.

You're not gonna try to give me the sex talk right?

Johnny. [ she really doubts that it would take. also ew. ]

Come on! Like I wanna go down that road. Besides I doubt you and the mad scientist even know how. His idea of sex is probably showing you DNA samples and watching a documentary. Oh baby, oh baby.

[ Cue loud laughter. He really does amuse himself. ]

I could always threaten you with details, if you don't find a new subject and fast.

That's gross.

[ Short pause. ]

You're a terrible person.

Sister's prerogative. Gotta keep an upper hand somehow.

It's bad enough I saw you half dressed during Ben's temper tantrum on the bridge. Details of your sex life with Stretch Armstrong is not what I need floating around in my head.

[ groaaaan ] Leave it to you to remind me.

You should be nicer to your mun, you know.

Him? You're gonna be on his side now? Ninety percent of his time is filled with teenage werewolves and sassy pirate captains. He needs me to put him in his place every now and then.