you've been stuck worse, quit complaining.

[yellow_eyes]

It's gettin' stuffy in here. Like a lockeroom without a vent.

Let's go to that place and bug Cassie. I'm bored and wanna make friends.

Oh and, hey, we should pick up some flowers for Mary 'long the way. Pretty gal like that gives a call, you don't leave her hangin'. [ Grinny grin grin. ]

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[bloodcursedseer]

You do know Gramps is going to be pissed when he finds out you're there right? So's Linds when he figures out... Oh gods this is just gonna be a shit storm.

I'm going to need something a little better than OTC pain meds for this and it fucking sucks I can't drink.

[yellow_eyes]

But that's all part of the fun, Cas. Being naughty isn't fun if you don't have to put some effort into not getting caught.

Worst influence.

But this'll be good. I haven't seen your Gramps since we made our deal. [He puckers his lips and cackles.]

Who says you can't drink?

[bloodcursedseer]

Yeah easier said than done, have one of them in my head 24/7 long story...

Good think you can tell him I can still hunt he and the others have me on fucking house arrest!

Long story that I might tell you later. [Her hand rests on her stomach a moment]

down boy. no. bad.

[yellow_eyes]

...

Oooohohoh! What's this?

Haha!

[He moves near her and kneels down, slowly reaching out to her stomach.] Can I touch?

Aw he cares *Ded*

[bloodcursedseer]

[She steps back slightly.]

Yeah please don't. Let's just say it's nothing like I wanted... I promise when I can I'll tell you about it okay. Just not here.

deh, of course. youre like his only friend, lol

[yellow_eyes]

[That awkward moment when you get rejected on your knees.

He looks up.] Oh, it was like that. Who did it?

[Nevermind that he's done worse to people before. But they weren't Cassie.

Stupid demon, she said she'd tell you later ] Want me to kill 'im?

Blame it on being the rebellious little winchester her daddy couldn't be

[bloodcursedseer]

I don't know the demon's name. And you take them out you know that means I'm stuck with a sulking twin and gramps who missed their chance. I'd rather let them focus their energies on the demon than babying me.

You're not to harm Lindsey though okay? Yeah he's the father but... part of what I'll tell you later. [She does kneel down near him though.] Pretty sure they'll plot something fun for you to do instead.

Re: Blame it on being the rebellious little winchester her daddy couldn't be

[yellow_eyes]

Well...when you put it that way.

Except I'm pretty sure they won't leave to hunt it til they try and kill me again first, so, let's just keep me a secret, yeah?

I think that'd be best. Then I can keep you safe company while they're gone.

[bloodcursedseer]

Yeah... no plans in telling them you're there. John doesn't even know about my skills yet and in no rush to tell him that. Just hope my idiot of a twin doesn't blab it when he shows up.

And give them heart atta... You know would be fun.

[the_gardens_apple]

Azzie, are you bored?

[yellow_eyes]

When am I not bored, Sweets?

[Despite his sarcastic front, his smile suggests he's glad to see you. Even if this isn't mythos Azazel, its always good to see the Mistress of Temptation.]

[the_gardens_apple]

[She rests her chin on her hand and just smiles.]

There have been a couple of centuries here and there. The bane of the immortal: boredom. But then, we make our own fun.

[yellow_eyes]

Hmm, you're right. When was the last good war? Blood and guts, not this boooring political nonsense.

[the_gardens_apple]

War? Not my style. Now, Ancient Greece's Orgies... that was more my style.

[yellow_eyes]

Those were the best.
Ah, Greece. We didn't have to hide, we mingled with humans, with no one the wiser.

Unfortunately, play time is over. [Pout]

[the_gardens_apple]

I miss them. Even my red light districts are slowly becoming... respectable. And no one has a decent harem any more. Someone should bring those back.

[yellow_eyes]

Are you taking volunteers? Where do I sign up?

[the_gardens_apple]

Are you volunteering to run one? Or be a part of one? I thought that after that debacle in Persia you refused to join one again.

[yellow_eyes]

Hey, I - [A snerk.

Heck, even he had forgotten that.]

Everywhere I go turns into a debacle. But I clean up when I make a mess where I wasn't supposed to.
Besides, I'm hardly new to the field. In fact, I'm probably overqualified for the job. So, I'll even throw myself into the mix...for the right customer.

[A wink. There is srsly something wrong with me for playing him.]

[the_gardens_apple]

[She can't forget about it.]

Not everywhere. Egypt lasted a while, despite your attempts otherwise.

[yellow_eyes]

Lillith. Lillith. It's what I do. It's who I am. I am the corrupter and the debacler. Holding that against me would be like of I called you a whore out of anything other than respect, adoration and endearment.

[the_gardens_apple]

Greece, Rome. Sometimes you just weren't very good at the corruption. France doesn't count. You didn't even have to work for that.

[yellow_eyes]

Pssh, I was young then, they made it easy, and let's be honest - we mostly just played around. Then something happened and all the humans got boring and the only people with respectable business are the crossroad demons.

What's a guy like me to do? I'm not exactly patient.

[the_gardens_apple]

I do miss playing. I mean there's Vegas but it's just... crass and vulgar. I like a bit of class.

[yellow_eyes]

...what, Luci doesn't take you out anymore? Because the idea of Crowley with this Lillith is no go for Az, so I am not even going there.

[the_gardens_apple]

[She wrinkles her nose.]

He does have other things to do, Azzie. Unfortunately, that does leave me neglected.

[yellow_eyes]

That's a recipe for success in your line of business. [Nope, not jealous and slightly bitter. Why would he be like that?]

[the_gardens_apple]

Usually, yes. I think he's trying to give me more responsibilities, but hedonism takes up a lot of time. And a woman my age does need her beauty sleep.

[yellow_eyes]

[How old was she now, anyways?]

You know, if we still celebrated your birthday, we'd have to light a city on fire to fit the candles.

[the_gardens_apple]

We didn't used to need such a reason to set a city on fire. Are we growing stuffy and staid?

[yellow_eyes]

Hardly. Well, maybe you are.

[He laughs.] Let me take you to the town sometime. You need a vacation. Who knows, you might even enjoy yourself.

[And I have no idea but he insisted this wordchoice.]

[the_gardens_apple]

[Oh. And up goes that eyebrow.]

Azazel, are you calling me stuffy?

[yellow_eyes]

[Sigh.] I am calling you a neglected woman. Do I need to prepare myself for another round of rejection?

[the_gardens_apple]

Another round? Azzie, I've never... truly rejected you. But, then, there is Luci to consider.

[yellow_eyes]

...

[Don't mind him, just gonna sit here 'n pout.]

[the_gardens_apple]

Pouting looks good on no one.

[yellow_eyes]

[Grumble.] Is it the old meat?

[the_gardens_apple]

No. Pouting just makes you look childish. It's rather... unflattering.

[yellow_eyes]

[Side eyes.] I'm not competing with Lucifer. I stopped the rebellious streak decades ago. I'm just offering to act hospitable, that's all.

But if you want to sit around bored forever, be my guest. I've got deals to make. [The quota is way down this year.]

[the_gardens_apple]

No one says you're competing with Lucifer, Azzie. Besides, his pouting doesn't look childish. Back to the crossroads? Really? Isn't that a little beneath you?

[dissemble]

Flowers for a lady. That's what I like to see.

1501297 days later probably >w<

[yellow_eyes]

Someone raised me right. [Resisting the childish impulse to stick out his tongue because you ain't gettin' creddy, daddy. Hell no.]

good things take time!

[dissemble]

I'll give it a bit more time before making my mind up on that.

[yellow_eyes]

[Grumbling over here don't mind.
This little piggy didn't get to play in sandbox long enough, ok.]

[dissemble]

Hey, come on. Don't be like that.

[The silent treatment is no fun at all]

[yellow_eyes]

[HOW DO YOU THINK HE FELT AFTER KILLING ALL THOSE NUNS FOR YOU OK.
Pffft.

He stops pouting somewhat.]

Well...I'm done trying to be an over achiever and I have my own plans now.

[dissemble]

[Azazel, do you know why you killed all those nuns for him?

Luci will tell you.

It's because, in the words of Dean Winchester, you're Lucifer's bitch.]

Really? How's that working out for you?

[yellow_eyes]

[Dean can stuff it.

See, this is why our family can't have nice things. >L]

...better. [How far does he want to go, on the off chance Lucipop gets out of the cage again?]

How's Hell?

[dissemble]

[Lucifer is not the reason nice things can't happen excuse you.]

It's nice this time of year. A bit humid, but what can you do?