Voice Testing! Canon is RWBY

[roman_candle]

My my, did someone just develop a sense of taste when it comes to their muses? Because it certainly seems that way.

Don't think I didn't notice what you did those keywords either, I'm sure you think you're very clever.

Now if you're done trying to impress me, I have some very important work to get back to. Run along now little Mundane, we'll chat later.

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[ruby_roses]

The only kind of taste involved with you is bad taste.

[roman_candle]

Red! How nice to see you again.

That's a little harsh, don't you think?

[ruby_roses]

The name is Ruby.

And no, it isn't! You robbed an old man's store! It doesn't get much lower than that!

[roman_candle]

I think I could get lower than that, I seem remember taking shots at a child that night too.

Maybe I'm just bad at first impressions Red, It could be all sunshine and lollipops from here on out?

[ruby_roses]

And I think I remember that child kicked your gang's butt without even breaking a sweat. So I'd say we're just about even there.

[And she got to see Glynda in action, so that's a plus.]

...I highly doubt it. [An evil smirk creeps into her features though.] Y'know, I bet you'd like my sister though. I'm sure she'd love to get hair tips from someone with such luxurious hair like yours.

[Yes, tell Yang how to do her hair. You know you want to.]

[roman_candle]

[He'll just sigh at that.]

Are you kidding? You taught me a valuable lesson that day; don't pay top dollar for low quality work. If I ever do business with those chumps again, I'll be paying them half of what I did that time.

You're sister is on her own though, I don't give out tips for free.

[ruby_roses]

[That evil grin isn't going anywhere.]

Oh, I would pay for it.

[And sell tickets to the ensuing beating.]

[roman_candle]

Unfortunately, I don't think you'll be able to afford my asking price. It's going to take more than your allowance to get anything out of me.

[ruby_roses]

Hey, I'm friends with the Heiress of the Schnee Dust Company. I'm sure I can borrow enough to set the ball in motion.

[bodyshots]

If by 'taste' you mean 'tendency for horrible decisions', maybe.

[roman_candle]

That almost hurt my feelings, Blondie.

You never know, I could be a really a nice guy once you get to know me.

I certainly wouldn't put any money on it, but you never know.

[Says the guy who shoots at fifteen year olds.]

[bodyshots]

Yeah, and maybe I'll suddenly abandon wanting to be a huntress and become a beauty queen.

[Not buying even a little of what you're selling, buddy.]

But you know, I gotta tell you. A big sister like me doesn't exactly appreciate hearing about what you did to her little sister.

[roman_candle]

Please. With that rats nest? You wouldn't last a week on a runway.

Little sister? You mean Red? It's not like I actually blew her to pieces.

[He certainly tried though.]

[bodyshots]

[Oh. Not. You. Didn't.]

Excuse me? Rat's nest?

[Oh boy. If she wanted to hit you before, she wants to take your head off now.]

Ooooo, I wish Ruby and Miss Goodwitch had kicked your butt!

[roman_candle]

[He totally did.]

You heard correctly, you don't have to worry about getting that checked.

[He would most certainly have it coming.]

Shame they missed their chance, better luck next time I guess.

[bodyshots]

[Do you hear that sound, Roman? It's the sound of your impending doom as Yang cocks Ember Celica.]

I think you're the one who should be worried right now.

[She raises a fist in his direction.]

After all, Goodwitch might not be here- but neither is your backup.

[roman_candle]

[Maybe he is a little worried, but he can't let that show, now can he?]

You're right, Blondie. That doesn't mean that I didn't come prepared though.

[He'll hold up Candy Cane and aim it at Yang. Well just a bit below her to be honest, if she makes a move he'll fire at the ground and hopefully blind her with the blast long enough to make a quick getaway.]

[redouble]

[ This jerk! ]

Important work like taking a one-way ticket to a jail cell.

[roman_candle]

[Took the words right out of my mouth.]

Pass, I hear it's a dreadful vacation spot this time of year.

[redouble]

So you'll get a poster, showing one of the Schnee corporation's resort beaches that you'll never get to visit, just to brighten the place up. [ Roman you're a criminal, so. ]

And I'm going to be the one to throw you there! [ Yep, out comes Myrtenaster. Imagine how amazed everyone would be with her if she apprehended a wanted criminal! The fame! ]

[roman_candle]

You'd do that for me Ms.Schnee? I'm touched.

[Yeah he knows who you are, he steals dust, of course he knows who you are.]

Don't you think you're getting in a little over your head Ice Princess? Why don't you come with me instead?

[And he's going to pull out his trusty cane, Candy Cane. Just think of how much dust someone would hand over to get their precious little heiress back. The ransom!]

Ack, sorry for the late

[redouble]

[ Pretty sure everyone knows who she is, as it should be. ]

[ Except. Well. This sort of backfired. He wasn't supposed to want to fight her. Also "Ice Princess" oh my god, that has her pulling out Myrtenaster at the same time he pulls out his cane. ]

Ugh. No. Prepare yourself, Roman, your days of crime are over.

[ Especially because she suddenly wants to be as far away from him as possible. ]

[roman_candle]

[Point for effort Weiss, but at the moment he can only see you helping his plans, not hindering them.

He'll aim his weapon for her rapier and fire at it in an attempt to disarm her.]

Listen, just come quietly and we can make this easy. A few threatening letters to your folks, a huge payment in dust and you're back to school in no time.

[redouble]

[ Nope, the chamber rotates to red and the same color slips down the blade. Just in time, too, because it's only a moment after that Roman's shot bounces away from it. It's deflected so effortlessly that Weiss doesn't even feel it. ]

I'm seeing a huge payment in the form of recovering stolen dust!

[ He wanted an ice princess? Fine. He could have an ice princess. The chamber on her weapon rotates to light blue just before she spins in place. Immediately after, she sends a wave of ice jutting up from the ground with only a flourish of her blade. ]

[roman_candle]

[Well that didn't go as planned. He'll have to rethink this approach. At first by jumping out of the way of that ice wave. Okay maybe calling her Ice Princess wasn't the smartest move. Ms.Schnee would work great for the future.] </>

I regret to inform you that I don't just return to stolen goods, you'll have to do better that.

[He'll take another shot at her with Candy Cane in an attempt to distract her so he can make a quick get away around a corner.

Maybe he can catch her off guard if he gets out of sight.]