tmw mun ragequits life because *beckets*

[bigblondmotherhen]

Come on, sweetheart. We're not that bad.

[ So he and his brother are discussing condoms. It's boy talk, honey, it's normal and Raleigh needs it besides. ]

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sliiiiides this in here

[munitioned]

You didn't have to give him a banana to practice on, did you? Because I just might die laughing if you did.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ LOL. ]

Nah. I think Rals would've shit himself if I did that.

Told him to try one on for size though, in case it's too big. I really don't want to be an uncle just yet.

[munitioned]

Jesus. [ excuse her a moment while she laughs. ] You're probably lucky the poor kid didn't die of embarrassment.

But good on you for making sure he's being smart about things.

[bigblondmotherhen]

I really don't want to give Herc Hansen a reason to kill us, Ali.

[munitioned]

Wait, wait. Raleigh's sleeping with Chuck Hansen?

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ Do you see this face? What do you think, Alison. ]

[munitioned]

He's gonna get his heart broken. Poor kid.

[bigblondmotherhen]

Pretty much.

Or he could win hers over.

[munitioned]

And maybe Alaska will have an Indian summer and get absolutely no snow.

[raleighs]

I'm an angel, I see what she hates you.

[bigblondmotherhen]

You're a puppy and that's why she thinks you're harmless.

[raleighs]

I... think that's a compliment.

mun is screaming in back wtf yancy becket

[bigblondmotherhen]

And this is why I bought that box.

So [ a beat ] do they fit?

heh heh heh hehe

[raleighs]

You've seen my dick before, what do you think?

I QUIT

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ Rolling his eyes at you, kid. ]

If it doesn't fit then your image of yourself in the drift is overinflated, bro.

[ He levels Raleigh a look. ] Don't. Get her pregnant.

I DONT

[raleighs]

Seriously not going to be an issue.

ihu sometimes

[bigblondmotherhen]

You make sure of that.

thats a lie

[raleighs]

You mean you don't want to hear someone call you 'Uncle Yancy'?

well ihu now

[bigblondmotherhen]

No.

I don't.

that's fair

[raleighs]

[He's just doing this to be annoying.]

Why not?

Admit it, Yance, I'd have the most adorable babies.

Re: that's fair

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ What else is fucking new.

He's not going to deny that they'd be adorable, because that's kind of saying that their gene pool is flawed which it kind of isn't. ]

I think you mean puppies.

[raleighs]

Chuck is kind of a bitch, so that makes sense.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ He cracks up at this point, one hand covering his eyes as he sort of... leans over. ]

Don't say that where she can hear you, bro.

[raleighs]

[Like he hasn't said it to her face.]

She's called me worse.

[bigblondmotherhen]

Good to know kids these days still have a concept of romance.

[ He's still chuckling. He needs to tell this to Tendo, it's just going to make him cry. ]

[raleighs]

[Don't talk to Tendo!!!]

Your idea of romance is a ride in your truck and a condom in your wallet.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ He probably won't but come on, bro, what's a few laughs between friends.

Plus Tendo can run interference if Chuck's father comes marching over because you punched her V-Card. ]

Hey. [ He grins, even if it does sound kind of awful, he is a class act, he knows. ] I didn't hear any complaints.

[raleighs]

[HE'S NOT GOING TO PUNCH ANYTHING OMG SHUT UP]

You're disgusting.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ Is that the sweet sound of denial? Come on, bro. Chuck Hansen is hot. You're really not going to tap that cute ass? ]

You're contractually obligated to say that. You're my brother.

[raleighs]

[Yancy she doesn't like him :c]

No you're actually gross.