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and the internet was never the same again { saint young men }

So this is what it's like to be inside a blog. Sort of, I suppose. I mean, that is what this website is technically used for, isn't it..?

Buddha is never going to believe this.

Oh! But I think maybe that place with Judas would be all right. It's a little dangerous and a little scary, but someone needs to occasionally remind him to smile. And there seems to be a lot of interesting people there.

.. Or you can keep looking around, too! I mean, I'm not really picky about where I go.

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You could come be a pirate.

Oh my gosh, do you think so? People do say I look like Johnny Depp.

Mmm Well I don't know who that is but yeah! Being a pirate is great! Maybe you can invite that guy, too.

I've never tried. It always did look entertaining, though. I mean, except for the hurting people and stealing things part.

You don't have to do that if you don't want to. Being a pirate is about being free to do whatever you want and have a lot of adventures!

That seems mostly like a great philosophy. I wonder if I could convince Buddha to come, too..

Interesting people? Dangerous and scary?

What place are you talking about?

It's a tower! With monsters and things, like an RPG.

Tower?

Oh! You must mean

towerofanimus. My mun has a character there already. It's apparently pretty nice actually.

Oh, really? I'm glad to hear that! I didn't really want to go somewhere too awful. I mean, unless I could help somehow.

Well, there's apparently a lot of people who need helping, so that's good.

Hopefully I can do some good there, then.

Hey, you're a God like me right?

[ um. ]

Well.. sort of? Not really. [ a so-so gesture with his hand. ] My father is God, I'm complicated.

[Oh, aren't you just a nice young man.]

Are you interested in settling down with a family? I've heard there's a game like that out there. Seems like a peaceful place to be, from what I've heard. [Which admittedly isn't too much.]

Oh, gosh, I couldn't. I mean, I know there are people who say I married Mary Magdalene, but she was just a friend.

[ he brightens. ] If it's just a pretend family, that might be okay, though.

I suppose it depends on your definition of "pretend." It seems that whoever is sent to that game automatically gets assigned to some sort of familial role with other people, whether it's through marriage or a parent-child relationship. I imagine some would adapt better to that kind of situation than others.

[In other words, becoming the role, so to speak.]

Oh! Oh, well I'm not really.. I mean, I couldn't.. adapt. In that way. So I suppose it would be safe enough. Is that where you are, Miss?

Me? [Shakes her head.] No. I'm not suited for the domestic life. [She has her hands full with a bunch of teenagers elsewhere, anyway.] Besides, most games won't take an old lady like me.

Goodness, you're certainly no old lady. Anyone would be lucky to have you.

[She chuckles.]

You're too kind. But no amount of kindness will convince these games to change their mind about me.

Well, I'm certain you'll find a place that suits you eventually. I mean, if that's what you want.

[What Judas isn't here, not at all. Nor will he ever be holding a 'come to my game' sign, nope.]

[ he sees you there judas. and he's just gonna'.. lean on your shoulder okay? ]

So the brat is taken down from his gilded gates? What a shock.

I'm sorry?

You are Jesus, correct?

Mm, well, that is what I'm called now.

Then you must be aware the other gods call you "The Brat".

Well, no. We all get along pretty well, mostly. I mean, Mara is a little odd, and Lucifer is.. Lucifer, but Buddha and I are good friends. And Shiva and I exchange books.

And what of all the other gods? You certainly didn't include myself nor any of the pagan gods you've been attempting to get killed off.

I'm.. sorry? If I were to list all the gods, we'd be here a while. None of them have died that I'm aware of. [ what is going on here. ] And I-- I'm really sorry, but I have no idea who you are.

Blogs are really interesting, aren't they? Humans have come up with so much interesting things, it's fascinating.

[This comes from an Archangel who writes a blog himself.]

[ he brightens happily. he'd know michael anywhere. ] I run one, myself. I review dramas on it. Though I guess I'll have to take a hiatus if I'm going to be here for a while.

[ he grabs michael's hands, squeezing them fondly. ] I'm really glad to see you here!

So do I, the creator of my canon publishes stories on it or I tell people a few things.

[He returns the smile and nods.]

I have heard from my mun. She is fascinated by the stories of Buddha and you.

[Michael squeezes them in return.]

Thank you, I am glad to see you as well.

Buddha is the best roommate. Do you know him?

[ he leans in, curling his arms loosely around one of michael's, leaning in against his side happily. as far as he's concerned, all angels ever are just kind of his older brothers. ]

You're not alone here or anything, are you? I mean, the other angels are around to keep you company?

I don't remember if I did but I'm sure that he is a good roommate, like you say.

[Michael doesn't mind, if it makes him happy then he can do that.]

I'm not alone, however, I do spend most of my time in my mun's... it's called headspace, isn't it?

I guess so.. That's a shame, though! You're an Archangel, you shouldn't be stuffed away like this.

It fine, my mun feels insecure playing me, so I have to be patient until she gathered up more courage.

... There is so much I want to comment on right now, but most of all...

Actually most of all, what kind of blog WOULD you want to be stuck in the most? Oh, oh! Wait, let me guess- aaaa social justice blog! All "throw out the merchants from the holy temple" sturm und drang, updated for the twenty-first century!

[ .... did you realize, sir, that you're a talking skull? you should probably get that looked at, it can't be healthy. ]

Well, actually, I run a blog that reviews dramas, so I wouldn't mind being stuck in mine.

[He used to be a skullfaced dragon actually, so he's kind of aware that this is not an optimal situation to be in. Still, gotta make that most of what you have!]

... You watch dramas? Huh. One would think you'd have more than enough of those to last you more than one lifetime.

[ true that, bro. ]

Well, it's true, there are a lot of dramas on earth. It's why I'm mostly focusing on J-dramas right now.

Aha. Aaand the J would stand for what, in this case?

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I love you

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I knew I'd see a jesus around here eventually

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the movie is going to be perfect

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you are the actual best

oh thank you uwu

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I love cross-canon misunderstandings

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And now an ex-demon talking to Jesus. I apologize in advance for this blasphemy.

hahaha oh no

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