re: episode thirteen premiering yesterday; also voice-testing.

[despairitis]

oh... so we've finally reached that scene, huh? is that why you've taken me up, mun?

ah, it's only to be expected. after all, being defeated by Naegi-kun... how Despair-inducing it was...

and then there was my execution...

[Junko pauses for a moment, then suddenly her despairing persona drops into an expression of pure ecstasy as she squeals in delight.]

...Ahhhhh~! How absolutely super-super-super-super-Despair-inducing~! ♥

(( I failed to mention that spoilers of both series, as well as DR0, are perfectly fine with me! ))

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[soldierofmisfortune]

[blows on party horn]

[despairitis]

Oh, oh! Mukuro-chan, you're here too?

Wo–w! Despair Sisters reunited! ☆

[soldierofmisfortune]

I thought I would never see you again. Now that I do...

[despairitis]

Neither did I! I mean, with all those spikes poking through you, I didn't expect you to come back~

[soldierofmisfortune]

That... was a mistake, wasn't it? A malfunction?

1/2

[despairitis]

...Huh? Mistake? Malfunction?

...Was it?

2/2

[despairitis]

[And without warning, Junko just slips into her Monobear persona.]

How rude! I don't make mistakes! I'm perfect! A beary perfect headmaster!

[soldierofmisfortune]

But Junko... I don't understand. I followed our plan, exactly the way you instructed me to.

[despairitis]

exactly as i instructed...? don't make me laugh.

you were so despairingly pitiful at portraying me that it even caused me despair.

[soldierofmisfortune]

So is that why...? I mean... you could have told me. I would have done better.

[despairitis]

No, your pitiful performance alone was not enough to sway my decision to kill you off. It was also your mundane appearance. In fact, it was predicted early on that you would have been the first to die, so I simply decided to accommodate to the expectations of our viewers.

[soldierofmisfortune]

My appearance? But I was dressed as- [actually be quiet now that is not a safe road to travel]

[despairitis]

...HAA?! If you're fuckin' blaming my appearance, then you're wrong! Wrong, wrong, WRONG!

You're a fuckin' example of the "three D's" principle: Despairingly stinky! Despairingly shabby! And Despairingly gross! Our viewers weren't idiots! Even with you disguised as me, they were able to pick up on your Despair-inducing appearance!

[soldierofmisfortune]

N-no! I wasn't blaming you!

I know you're upset, but we can work through it together, can't we?

[despairitis]

[...]

What would you suggest, Mukuro?

[soldierofmisfortune]

[eep being put on the spot here uh uhhh]

We... we could bring despair to the world just like before! Nothing needs to have changed, right? Sis?

[despairitis]

[Junko perks up a bit. Despair is always nice. And maybe, just maybe if you prove yourself to be useful this time, Mukuro, she might not write you out of her plan!]

...Hmm? But how would we do it, Mukuro-chan? Another mutual killing?

Oh, but we'd have to make sure it's super-duper-creative! If we keep doing the same thing over and over, we'll only bore our audience! Boooo!

[soldierofmisfortune]

E-eh? You want me to come up with the main idea?

[despairitis]

Oh? Is that a problem for you, dear sister? I do believe that you owe me some sort of compensation for your poor performance in our last plan, Mukuro.

But if you find the task at-hand too troublesome for you, you may as well return to your grave. I am fully capable of working alone, as I have so proven before.

[soldierofmisfortune]

No! It's no problem at all! I'm just... glad terrified surprised that you would entrust me with such an important task.

I will not fail you again.

[despairitis]

Good. I look forward to working with you again, Mukuro.

I can't wait to see the super-Despair-inducing plan you have in store.

[theblacktulip]

You're a freaking lunatic, you know that?

[despairitis]

lunatic...? i wouldn't call myself a lunatic. it's just that you all are blind to the good feeling of Despair...

[theblacktulip]

Taking some pleasure in the despair of your enemies feeling good...yeah, I can get that.

It's when you're practically jacking off to the despair of your own death that I draw the line!

[despairitis]

Ohh? But why wouldn't I? I've never had any hope since the day I was born, and I never had any reason to live. My life has been full of Despair ever since I can remember, and to know that your brilliant plan had been thwarted by the person you hate... to know that soon you're going to feel the Despair of death...

[And here it comes. Three, two, one.]

...Ahhh, it's the best! It's the absolute best! I've been waiting for this moment all my life!

[theblacktulip]

[....Going to start walking away now.]

[painpaingoaway]

I-I... umm, I'm sorry... It must really be me that is causing you such despair! Forgive meee!!

[for some reason, Tsumiki feels that she has met this person before, it must just be her mind playing tricks--]

[despairitis]

[Well, hello there, Mikan. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't... Who knows? Nonetheless, Junko can't help but smirk upon seeing you.]

Hmm? Now why should I forgive you when you haven't even done anything wrong?

[painpaingoaway]

Huuuh? R-really? But I am always doing things wrong, hehehe... it feels strange to hear that.

[Pause. Blink, blink.]

W-wait, I spoke without asking for permission--! S-sorry!

[despairitis]

And why would you need someone's permission to speak? You were born with a mouth, so you should be able to speak whenever you'd like to.

[She circles the other, smirk gradually enlargening with sheer amusement.]

...Wouldn't you think?