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[got_moxie]

What? You’ve obviously never yanked off a blood-sucking leech before.

[Shrug.]

It’s good advice.

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[maipokerface]

[Should she ask? Is this going to be a stupid reply?

...

Sigh.]

And just what was this 'good advice'?

[got_moxie]

[Some will say it’s stupid, but he won’t.]

Well, have you ever been in a bad relationship?

[Is it a good thing that he thinks setting up his answer is necessary?]

[maipokerface]

Constantly.

[got_moxie]

Wow, okay.

[That makes this easier.]

That’s like a blood sucking leech, right? [Sure, of course it is.] So breaking up, or pulling it off, will make you feel better later.

[Satisfied nod.]

Simple.

[burnedbrighter]

It's terrible advice.

Everyone knows you burn off leeches.

[got_moxie]

D- I meant metaphorically. It was relationship advice, not the actual thing.

[burnedbrighter]

You could still apply burning to your relationship advice.

Burn the leech off, salt the earth in your wake so that there is no threat of a relapse.

[got_moxie]

...your last relationship must have been pretty bad.

[Because ouch man.]

[savedtheworld]

Blood-sucking Leeches? Yuck...

[got_moxie]

Tell me about it. Just pull them off and move on, you know?

[savedtheworld]

I- I guess so. But my people taught me that all life is precious, so I should make sure that the leech isn't hurt or anything...

[got_moxie]

If it was the real thing, I guess so. [Shrug.] That was metaphorical though little guy.

[Because Aang’s statement totally couldn’t be interpreted that way, nope.]

[ikilledthemoonjohn]

You deserve all the flak you get from that statement and then some, you disgrace to the superior element!

[got_moxie]

People can take that advice however they want, doesn’t make it less true.

[A shrug at the flak comment.]

I love my firebending, but I wouldn’t call it superior. Like pro-bending, you need the other elements. Like a team.

Why else would the Avatar use all four instead of just fire?

[unalaq]

. . .

[got_moxie]

Um, hi Chief. Just giving some brotherly advice.

[mendsthebond]

Y'jus' need a good match to warm it up! It'll fall righ' off! [8D it is clearly not a metaphore, what is that?]

[got_moxie]

Uh- no, I- that wasn’t literally. I mean yeah, burning a leech would work, but that was advice on getting out of a bad relationship.

[That is a lot of red hair. He’ll be staring at it while he’s talking.]

So if it’s going south, you just pull it off or break up, and then you feel better.

[mendsthebond]

[Oh.. Oh! Right oops! Here she is looking pretty sheepish now, putting a hand behind her head.] Och, right!

[It's mesmerizing, isn't it? The way it's just everywhere. it has a mind of its own, run.]

When someone's stickin' to ye like a bauchan in the night, best t'be rid of 'em. [At least that's what she hears. :| Relationships are a no-go for her right now.]

[isgorgeous]

I still don't see why you couldn't have broken up with her for me! You're a cop, cops lay down the law all the time!

[got_moxie]

[Sigh and eye rolling.]

That’s not how cops work Bolin. Besides, I’m a cop in Republic City. In the south I’m-

[Why was he explaining this? Facepalm.]

Look bro, you have to be the one that breaks up with her. It doesn’t count otherwise.

[isgorgeous]

Hey, the laws of love are international. I thought a heartbreaker like you would've figured that out!

[ See this, Mako? This is the face of a kid who fled the country to get away from his ex. ]

Plus you don't know how scary she is! You've only dated sane girls! ...Sort of. [ Sorry Korra. ]

[tokennonbender]

And it turned out so well.

[got_moxie]

[EEP.]

Uh. I- No, no.

I didn’t mean- Not like that. It wasn’t-

[Facepalm.]

I never thought of you like that.

[tokennonbender]

[She just rolls her eyes and sighs.]

I was pretty sure you hadn't until right now.