Homeless, FOR NOW. But soooooon...

[mouth_breather]

You seriously just pictured me, Bones, and Spock hitting the town like in Night at the Roxbury skits?

[Sure, he can see himself hitting bars, and maybe Bones under the right circumstances. But Spock? He can't unsee that. And that's why he can't hide his grin as he scrubs his hand over his mouth.]

Why not. You find me a Spock and a Bones for that game, and I'll fully endorse it as the first crack meme. You're going to have a harder time convincing those two, though.

And by the way? I think you seem a lot more comfortable with me than you originally thought. Am I wrong?

[Smirks.]

Let's see how this goes.

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[original_fine]

Night at the... what, now?

[mouth_breather]

Oh, right, it's a bit before your time.

[Which is odd, since that Kirk is older than this one, so how can it be... Well, never mind. He's already leaning forward, fiddling with his PADD.]

Here we go. That's what the mun's talking about.

[original_fine]

[Jim is silent a long moment.]

Amusing.

But honestly, Spock?

[mouth_breather]

I know, right?!

[His grin couldn't be wider as he gestures from his head to an invisible space in front of him.]

He could get loaded on a mountain of chocolate, and there's still no way in hell he'd ever go along with something like that!

[Which just makes it that much funnier to picture in his mind.]

[original_fine]

[This conversation is rapidly spinning past Jim's comprehension.]

I'm sorry... chocolate?

Threadjack ahoy!

[one_true_khan]

Oh, Kirk, can you not see your stoic first mate gallivanting about, making a fool out of himself in public?

I expected so much more creativity from the man who defeated me.

/drapes on

[original_fine]

It's not about creativity, Khan. It's about respect. Spock would never wish himself to be exposed in that manner.

[sufferably]

Spock would ruin it.

_{( he ruins most things. )}

omfg dumbface bones mccoy ah ha ha ha ha

[mouth_breather]

I don't doubt it.

[He looks thoughtful, leaning into his thumb and forefinger. Then he glances back at Bones.]

Does that mean you're in?

Serious name fields are overrated

[sufferably]

No. _{( he sounds very sure, about that. )}

Because it'd be ruined.

Yours is my new favorite.

[mouth_breather]

OR... He could wind up making it even more amazing.

Come on, Bones. You'll never know until we try.

:')

[sufferably]

Considering the "we" involved? I know. I know far more than I'd ever want to.

_{( see this face? this is patented leonard mccoy "i had fun once, and it was awful." )}

[spohkh]

I would have the evidence that supports that statement Doctor. How are you to know for certain that I would 'ruin' anything?

[Here's Mister Killjoy~]

[sufferably]

Because the alternative is you actually recreating Night at the Roxbury.

[spohkh]

Someone needs to be the 'babysitter'.

[sufferably]

That'd be casting against type.

[joanna_mccoy]

If you get my father to do any of that then I'm going to need video. That's a blackmail opportunity you just can't pass up.

[mouth_breather]

He's more adventurous than he lets on. What's the video worth to you?

[Angelic smile.]

[joanna_mccoy]

Something to use whenever I get a speech about going out or drinking? A hell of a lot.

*Have an angelic smile right back.*

I can run interference. The surly demeanor? It doesn't work against me. Genetic resistance or fond memories, I'm not sure which. But I would owe you. Big time.

[mouth_breather]

Favor for a favor, then. Done!

[Any kid of McCoy's is going to be treated like a favorite niece...possibly a partner-in-crime if Kirk ever needs to put a scheme in motion.]

[joanna_mccoy]

You are my new favorite person, Captain Kirk.

*You need a partner in crime, count her in. Especially at her father's expense. She's mastered getting the good stuff out of his liquor cabinet.*

[one_true_khan]

I cannot fathom why anyone would find that interesting. There are much more interesting pursuits out there beyond wasting time visiting places with wretched music and awful lighting.

[mouth_breather]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Why is this guy making him feel like his shirt's too small? Or is that just his flesh crawling?]

[one_true_khan]

My dear young man, I speak from experience. I will always prefer the more persona touch in my conquests, and to have them so readily available, ripe for the plucking...it seems far too easy.

[mouth_breather]

"Conquests"? What are you talking about?

[It better not be what he suspects, because that's all kinds of creepy.]