Well that's one way to distract a muse from whining about being bored.

[broltergeist]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[This sure is Billy looking distressed as hell and pointing frantically at a music video.]

I... whu... but... aaaagh, I can't TAKE it! Look at this, look at these little bros and bro-ette! They're... they're SO CLOSE to understanding the greatness of the gloop of the gods, and they even wrote this totally kickin' song about it! But... but... but...

But it's about CHUNKY peanut butter!!! Aaaaaaaugh!

[Yes, this is a ghost having a complete mental breakdown and personal crisis. Over a song about peanut butter. He might even be on the verge of - nope, nope those are DEFINITELY tears. Watch the ectoplasm.]

Can't anything be done!? Oh, the humanity! I can't bear to wa-ha-ha-aaatch!

[Billy Joe Cobra, ladies and gentlemen.]

Comments

oh no I had to...

[roadblasted]

... Are ya seriously flippin' yer lid 'cause of a song about peanut butter? I mean, don't get me wrong, s'good stuff but friggin' REALLY?

yes good 83c

[broltergeist]

You don't understand, little bromigo!

[Oops hi Turbo, did you want a ghost in your face grabbing at your collar? Cause that's what you've got.]

Smoooooooooooth peanut butter is more than just good stuff - it's like a divine gift, the bro-est of butters! But chunky? Eyuck! This is just so tragic!

[Aaaand he's breaking down into sobs again, burying his face in Turbo's jacket.]

[roadblasted]

[The racer winces and attempts to shove Billy off of him. JEEZ LOUISE HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE]

Whoa WHOA, cool yer engines, mack! Hands off the merchandise, I'm like'a fine work'a art here - ya can look but ya can't touch! AND WHO D'YA THINK YER CALLIN' "LITTLE"?!
Ugh, and look ya got yer weird glowin' snot all over me...

[Disgusted, he tries to wipe the remnants of the ecto-tears off as well.]

But I agree with ya, can ya even imagine a chunky peanut butter cup? Talk about grody ta'the max...

[broltergeist]

[Well, Turbo's hands are probably gonna go right through Billy, but he floats back a bit anyway, face suddenly lighting up at Turbo's last comment.]

Dude, I know! I think they actually made those once, it haunted my nightmares for like a week!

[magic101]

U-Um...

[Well, ghosts are known to be emotional about past regrets, but after a quick check with her player to find out what peanut butter is...]

Th-there... there?

[broltergeist]

See, a pretty girl like YOU gets what I'm saying, right!?

[Billy logic: Peanut butter impresses chicks. The mun doesn't understand it either.]

[magic101]

[Keep trying, Billy. One day you will find a girl that is equally nuts... but don't count on it.]

Well, no. [Straight to the point.]

But I can tell it's important to you.

Um...

And also my player informs me that what you are looking for can be purchased from most merchants, if you were so interested.

[broltergeist]

[Equally nuts or equally nut-free? Oh he already has one of those, it's the psychotic fangirl trying to catch him and keep him in a ghostproof jar. Yeah.]

No no no, listen Brosephine, I've got all the smooth peanut butter I want back home. And in this mun gal's head. But these little dudes clearly don't! Wait... you think maybe if I got 'em some good ol' smooth PB they'd see the light?

[magic101]

W-Well, it would definitely be more productive than crying about it! And think of all the hungry people you might help!

[...Lillet, no, stop...]

[prince_of_tides]

Eh, not terrible as far as metal goes. Well, sort of metal. Still not exactly my speed but I was only ever sort of a metalhead.

[And this is Demyx completely ignoring a ghost's personal crisis about peanut butter to critique the song.]