Voice testing like a boss. Canon is AGENTS OF SHIELD

[notmagic]

Do you really think this is the best use of your time? Of my time?

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[arach_nerd]

That is generally what they think, yes.

[notmagic]

Oh.

[ Also. Well, hi.]

You're...huh.

[arach_nerd]

Yes, yes I am.

[notmagic]

...I'm not wearing a captain America suit under here if that's what you're about to ask.

[arach_nerd]

Well, no, of course not. You don't look anything like Coulson.

HI I COULDN'T RESIST.

[makingnonsense]

- not making nonsense, that's a complete misunderstanding of what I was -

[HI HI OTHER HALF she cuts off her argument upon noticing him.]

Have you had a chance to look over your efficiency rating yet? I think I could get mine's brain working at least 20% better if I get the right equipment in here.

[Yeah, she's planning to overhaul her mun's brain. Erp.]

[notmagic]

[ Yeah, he's just going to wait patiently for that to stop.]

It's a brain, not a fully working lab. I don't nearly enough-...And it's a brain.

[ But god damn he's happy to see you.]

FIIIITZZZ WOO AOS!!! (okay mun will calm down in a week or so)

[greenscientist]

[Bruce glances up, confused for a moment before he realizes his heavy metal music is turned up rather loud. He quickly leans to dial it back.]

Sorry, I kind of tuned it out... [This kid must be from one of the labs down the hall.]

[notmagic]

[ A level 7 lab down the hall,which, is totally different.]

Oh. Don't worry Mr Banner.

[greenscientist]

[Probably way above Bruce's clearance level.

He does try not to wince at the 'mr' part.]

Ah, Bruce is fine...I take it you're with Shield? [Who else would know his last name?]

Don't mind me. just freaking out with the best of them.

[specialists]

Of anyone's time, you mean.

WE'RE GETTING BAND BACKTOGETHER TO FREAK OUT

[notmagic]

[ He's just going to hold back the clear comment that you're pretty much grumpy since you've got on the damn plane.]

Quite true.

[specialism]

Of anyone's time, but apparently they do think so.

[notmagic]

At least they don't have a habit of grabbing things that have a high chance of killing us all.

[ Pointed look Agent.]

[specialism]

[ well maybe next time speak english when warning him about potentially lethal things, would you ]

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[notmagic]

[ Well maybe next time someone should understand bloody science terms. ]

Oh? You think so? Great. Just. Great.

[specialism]

[ he speaks six languages, but science isn't one of them. neither is "people" for that matter ]

Better be prepared for the worst case scenario.

[notmagic]

[ Well clearly needs to brush up on his "science nerd". First lesson. Gamma radiation = BAD.]

I thought we had the worse case scenario. It was bloody terrible.

[specialism]

[ he's internalised that particular lesson by now, thank you very much ]

There's more than one.

[notmagic]

[ How about DON'T PULL THINGS WE DON'T KNOW OUT OF WALLS? Also tell people when the person flying the plane is not who she says she is.

I think that's about it.]

There is? Oh. Good. Great. Peachy. As long as we don't have to get another plane then.

[specialism]

[ they needed to contain the 0-8-4. and really how did you not know may was the cavalry? ]

Not unless the bus blows up. Blows up more, I guess.

[notmagic]

[ The fact it was a 0-8-4 could have made them all go EXLODEY when you pulled the damn glowing thing out of the wall. Ande she transferred from Admin. That's hardly fair.]

Something I'm sure everyone wants to avoid.

[specialism]

[ pay more attention to what's going on in shield, then. she transfered to admin and then from admin.

also, nothing went explodey until you guys triggered it ]

Yes.

[notmagic]

[ Some people are more focused on fancy new tech they need to make or demake. Not everyone can pay attention to who goes where and when and..

Doesn't meant it COULDN'T Go boom before.]

So. You and Sky seemed to have...gotten closer.

[specialism]

[ some people are trying to come up with an excuse for missing out on relevant information, it seems.

it didn't. ]

What are you trying to say?

[notmagic]

[ Six days Agent ward. Six days. You know how many files they got? Six DAYS.

It might have.]

Nothing. Just noting. That's all.

[specialism]

[ oh he knows how many files shield produces, believe him.

but it didn't. ]

She could become an asset, with proper training.

[notmagic]

[ That's because Agent Ward properly is a reason half them exist.

But it MIGHT have.]

When exactly do we get proper training? Because I'm not equipping the Seven Dwarfs with weapons.

[specialism]

[ no he isn't. maybe a third, admittedly.

but it didn't. ]

I'll talk to Agent Coulson. [ because yeah, you and simmons? definitely need combat training as well. ]

[notmagic]

[ A third is still a lot.

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE. ]

Oh. [ A beat] Good?

[specialism]

[ he's done a lot of solo missions.

but it didn't. ]

That depends. Did you do any good in basic combat classes?

[notmagic]

[ Well Fitz has...done a lot of solo lab time. Totally the same thing.

But it could have. Let's just not poke anything with Gamma or super solider stuff yeah?]

I was fine. If by fine you mean all failing hands and almost beating myself to death with my own boots.

[specialism]

[ not at all the same thing.

deal. unless he deems it necessary to poke something with gamma or super soldier stuff again in which case the deal is off. ]

Then we have a lot of work to do.

[notmagic]

[ Totally the same thing. They have like...stuff in common. Totally.

That's not really a deal at all if you can change it whenever you like.]

I'm a rocket scientist. Not a bloody field agent.

[specialism]

[ the fact that they have both done things - very different things - on their own does not count as common ground.

take it or leave it, fitz. ]

Yeah, I can tell.