Reserved at jarjammed, oh dear

[disarmingsmile]

Dear Miss Mundane,

I cannot claim to understand why you want to get in this roleplaying game so badly, but... at least work hard on your application, yes? And speaking of hard work, my icons could use some updating, as I hope you are aware.

... Well. I know I have absolutely no say in the matter of whether I want to participate in this or not, but would you at least enlighten me as to the premise of the game?

...

I don't see how a computer game could possibly--

What?

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[broke_the_buddha]

Well, she picks on you and pushes you to the edge a lot, right?

[disarmingsmile]

... Am I supposed to enjoy that?

[broke_the_buddha]

You see it in the tabloids a lot or on the news sometimes, company execs and top of the heap business men caught paying money to a mistress to hog tie and whip 'em, right? So it's like in every dominant figure there's a sub, so that means every sub should have some kind of dominance in 'em! Maybe she's just trying to break you down to get to your inner M that can get to her inner S!

[disarmingsmile]

W-What are you implying?! I have no interest i-in... in such acts!

[broke_the_buddha]

Of course not. But your player's a total S, so she wins even if you're not.

[disarmingsmile]

I believe the idea may be making her blush...

[broke_the_buddha]

I'm, uh, flattered, but... You already made it pretty clear she's... kind of a sicko. So... She should just stick with you.

[disarmingsmile]

She has a message she wishes to relay:

"NOT LIKE THAT, incoherent keyboard smashing."

[broke_the_buddha]

I didn't mean it like that.

[disarmingsmile]

... I will not comment on that.