New Muse

[lightningwitch]

Sugar - [ One hip cocks to the side, hand planted on her hips in those oh so conveniently fluttering bats. ] - are you sure you can handle me?

[ Her head tilts with that wickedly playful smile curving wide. ]

You're devious, but honey, you're no Sparda - Father or Sons.

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[albinoidiot]

[Oh no. He's not sure how he feels about this.]

Aren't you supposed to be a guitar at the moment? [Excuse him while he looks through his inventory- yep. She's gone. He shakes his head.]

Okay, I get it. You're just acting up because I don't use you as often as the other weapons, right? Is that it? I forgot how good looking you were like this...

[lightningwitch]

[ Have a shrug Dante and a pout. ]

A lady gets bored in storage, Dante~ Here I thought you had better manners than to keep we waiting around.

[ See those blood-red nails strumming on a bat? That's the sound of trouble. ]

[albinoidiot]

[Yeah, his senses are tingling... or is that something else.]

What am I supposed to do, find things to kill just to keep you entertained. I thought you knew me a little better, babe.

[lightningwitch]

I take the form of a guitar, Dante dear. You could pick me up and play me from time to time.

[ Can she say anything without innuendo? No probably not. ]

[albinoidiot]

I didn't know if you liked it when I strummed you.

[Two can play at this game.]

Now I know, so get back where you belong.

[lightningwitch]

Dante, Dante. [ She's tsking you son. ] Do you really think I'd take that form if I didn't like it?

[ Or that she'd let you handle her at all? Ah, but she's thinking about it. One nail tapping against her lip with a thoughtful hum. ]

No, you're going to have to do better than that. You even stroked the twins more than me and that's almost insulting.

[albinoidiot]

Come on, you know you're my favorite. How can I say no to those pretty eyes and... [Round breasts.] pretty face?

[lightningwitch]

Talk - [ One nail tips against his chin. ] - will get you nowhere this time, handsome.

[ Annnnd applying a little pressure to raise those eyes to her face. Not that she minds being stared at but she's trying to make a point here. ]

In fact I think you should take me somewhere nice, [ Granted a demon's definition of nice isn't precisely the same as a human's. Of course Dante not being entirely human is what makes it more fun. ] or give me some real attention.

[ He might hold her soul, willing given no less, but like hell she's going back on a shelf. ]

[albinoidiot]

[His 'concentration' is disrupted by her nail and he eventually looks up at her face. That sheepish trade-mark grin is over his lips.]

Let me give you some options then. We could go to the movies, sit in the back row. Maybe that nice hotel down the street or that dark alley behind you.

[Ain't he romantic.]

[lightningwitch]

[ He gets points for the grin, some for the the first two suggestions, and for the last? A sigh. ]

Sugar, I'm the kind of female who doesn't mind a tumble in the dark, [ The underworld isn't exactly chock full of romance. ] but I really hope you don't say that to all of your dates.

[ Or maybe human woman are just that easy and/or stupid - shudder. ]

[albinoidiot]

What's the matter with that? It always works.

[No it doesn't, he's got terrible luck with girls.]

[lightningwitch]

The ones you slip a ten dollar bill don't count, sweetheart. [ No don't give her a pout. See? She's ruffling your hair and scratching behind your ear. ] I'll give you a tip.

Save the alley talk for someone who can properly appreciate it.

[hellspawnedhero]

No wonder I've been sneezin' lately.

[lightningwitch]

Mention a devil and he shall appear. Not the most fun summoning method, but it did seem to work.

[hellspawnedhero]

The fun part's in which devil ya end up summonin'. And what ya do once ya got 'im.

Not plannin' on stirrin' up any trouble of the not-so-fun-for-me kind, are ya?

[lightningwitch]

Depends on what you mean by the not-so-fun-kind. [ And that smile of hers could go either way on the wicked scale. ] It's not like I get out of the guitar often. I'd hate to just get sent right back.

[hellspawnedhero]

Long's nobody ends up dead, I'll let ya stick around. You look better like this.

*Not that his eyes have even been on her face once yet.*

[lightningwitch]

Well now, sweetheart, isn't that just kind of you?

[ Hell if his eyes were on her face she might be offended. ]

Although maybe I should be upset I've been kept on a storage rack. [ Her head tilts, her hair moves, but nope it doesn't deign to reveal more. ] That's just downright cruel, sugar.

[hellspawnedhero]

*He might be more than a bit disappointed by that.*

Sorry babe, been busy and ain't had time for a show. But y'know, I always did like your music best.

[lightningwitch]

Too busy? Poor boy - so in demand. Still I think you owe me for this neglect.

[albinoidiot]

What's wrong with a stripper? They're people too, you know. [He can't say he doesn't like the petting, though really. You better not see him as a kid. He remembers that 'sparda' comment.]

How about I let you choose. Deal? Consider it a 'thank you' for all your hard work. [Only, not really.]

[lightningwitch]

[ Kid wouldn't be exactly the word. Young serves as a much more accurate description though for her young means nothing more than of less years than herself. ]

Well now how can I possibly turn down an offer like that, hmmm? [ Her fingers slowly taps the tip of nose. ] I want to see one of these - concerts - humans are so fond of.

[albinoidiot]

['Young' is still not the same as 'man'. He can't help but smirk at what she decides. He can't be angry at the girl not wearing a top.]

I can get you to a concert, I might know what type of music you're into. If you don't like it then there's always another place to take yah.

[He'll offer her his arm. See? His mom taught him something.]

Personally, I'd prefer a club. I bet you have some nice moves, babe.

[lightningwitch]

You should know, sugar. [ Nevan takes him in an almost proper fashion except she comes far too close and well she's naked save for some well placed hair and skillfully fluttering bats. ] If you're good I might even show you the ones you haven't seen yet.

[ Of course she has no idea what a club is besides a blunt force weapon. ]

I'll have to trust your judgement there.

Sorry for the delay, I've been vilely ill.

[hellspawnedhero]

Hmmm...well, I could probably make some time. Just finished avertin' a major catastrophe...I think I've earned a chance to play around for a while.

*He steps forward and reaches out a hand to thread his fingers through her hair.*

Could use some company, though.

Oh gosh, I hope you're feeling better!

[lightningwitch]

You won't find any better company than me, sweetheart. [ She all but purrs with a satisfied grin - unabashedly stepping in nice and close. ] Or did you forget?

[albinoidiot]

See, now I'm definitely going to take you clubbing.

[Yeah, he's going to take you to like... a gay club because he doesn't need a bunch of guys drooling over her. Now if she gets frisky with some ladies, that's fine.]