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dear_mun2012-03-01 04:27 pm
willoffire) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-01 04:27 pm
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On weird, twisted AU ideas.
Oh, hell no.
these icons are so inappropriate for this. ALSO I AM APOLOGIZING RIGHT NOW
1stguardian
2012-03-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
C’mon, Naruto.
[ Coaxingly spoken as it is, there’s an undercurrent of amusement in Ichigo’s voice as he moves toward Naruto, his unhurried gait that of a predator stalking particularly difficult prey. It’s slow and measured, so controlled that he wastes not an ounce of energy more than necessary.
There’s deliberation in the way the smirk slides across his lips. And there’s something wild and wicked in his eyes. ]
It’ll be fun.
[ Coaxingly spoken as it is, there’s an undercurrent of amusement in Ichigo’s voice as he moves toward Naruto, his unhurried gait that of a predator stalking particularly difficult prey. It’s slow and measured, so controlled that he wastes not an ounce of energy more than necessary.
There’s deliberation in the way the smirk slides across his lips. And there’s something wild and wicked in his eyes. ]
It’ll be fun.
[ alksfhgsjfkg mental keyboard smashing, it begins! Naruto's recoiling already. See that, Ichigo? One step back, finger pointed at the approaching young man. He's heard about this and it's all wrong. Motions which should have a warrior's grace have shifted and Naruto recognizes that. This is Ichigo, but it's not, and it's the 'not' which forces that tiny retreat. ]
Hold it! Hold it right there! You got me mixed up with someone else!
Yeah, yeah, you totally do! See, I'm not him! So-- uh. [ Oh hell, he's run out of bullshit. Think fast. ] Uh.
It won't be fun, 'coz I'm not him! So you stay right where you are, damnit!
Hold it! Hold it right there! You got me mixed up with someone else!
Yeah, yeah, you totally do! See, I'm not him! So-- uh. [ Oh hell, he's run out of bullshit. Think fast. ] Uh.
It won't be fun, 'coz I'm not him! So you stay right where you are, damnit!
Edited 2012-03-01 21:40 (UTC)
[ The smirk only grows sharper. The amusement more obvious. It's so much more fun when they run. ]
Of course you are.
[ But he'll play the game. At least for the moment. ]
I'd know you anywhere. See? I remember you this time.
Of course you are.
[ But he'll play the game. At least for the moment. ]
I'd know you anywhere. See? I remember you this time.
That's-- [ True. Technically. He does remember him this time, that much is obvious. But it's also obviously for all the wrong reasons.
Naruto takes one more step back, before he pauses. Takes a breath. ]
Listen. Ichigo. I dunno what weird ideas you got in your head, but you gotta get rid of them right now. Alright?
Naruto takes one more step back, before he pauses. Takes a breath. ]
Listen. Ichigo. I dunno what weird ideas you got in your head, but you gotta get rid of them right now. Alright?
[ Naruto pauses, but Ichigo doesn't. One step. Two. Stalking forward undeterred. ]
You don't know?
[ Closer. Closer. Just a few steps more... ]
Want me to tell you?
You don't know?
[ Closer. Closer. Just a few steps more... ]
Want me to tell you?
NO! [ Kneejerk reaction. Spluttered out as he catches himself on the cusp of taking another step back. He forces himself to stop. No more retreats. It's not acting as a deterrent in the least.
So he needs to find one. Really damn fast because Ichigo is still getting closer. ]
No tellin' me ideas. No tellin' me anything. You gotta turn around and go back-- Back. Nn. Home! You shouldn't be here.
So he needs to find one. Really damn fast because Ichigo is still getting closer. ]
No tellin' me ideas. No tellin' me anything. You gotta turn around and go back-- Back. Nn. Home! You shouldn't be here.
Hey! What the hell, Sasuke? I don't talk that much! Besides, there's nothing else to say when stupid ideas are so stupid.
NO! It wasn't me! It-- Hey, don't go blamin' me this time! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Kinda like being a jerk is right up yours. [ Wait. What. ] NO, THEY SHOULDN'T! I got great ideas! All the time.
Okay. Fine. I won't tell you anything.
[ His agreement comes easily. Carelessly lazy. But he doesn't stop, not until he's close enough to lean into Naruto's space. ]
I'll show you instead.
[ His agreement comes easily. Carelessly lazy. But he doesn't stop, not until he's close enough to lean into Naruto's space. ]
I'll show you instead.
Oh, I suppose I could wait for a bit. It's not like I have a village to slaughter or anything.
That's worse! [ And Naruto is leaning back, which lasts only as long as Ichigo stays out of his space, which is to say not that long at all. ] Shit--
Ichigo! Damnit, I said quit it!
Ichigo! Damnit, I said quit it!
[ And there it is, a hand flying out to brace itself on Ichigo's chest, fingers splayed but strong as Naruto pushes back. ]
No showing me.
[ The fumbling falls away, gravity taking its place. ] Stop, Ichigo. Stop.
No showing me.
[ The fumbling falls away, gravity taking its place. ] Stop, Ichigo. Stop.
[ He can ignore the first part. He totally can.
... ]
... ]
Edited 2012-03-01 22:26 (UTC)
[ Okay, so maybe not. ] If you got something better t'do right now, then go ahead an' do it. You know I'll be there to stop you either way, Sasuke.
But, if you wanna hear about a good idea, I'll tell you about this guy I know...
But, if you wanna hear about a good idea, I'll tell you about this guy I know...
I could run you through.
I was rather enjoying watching you squirm though.
Either way, it's not as if I'll be listening.
I was rather enjoying watching you squirm though.
Either way, it's not as if I'll be listening.
[ He stops when that hand presses against his chest. Not because he has to. Not because Naruto makes him. But because he wants to. Because that's part of the game.
Ichigo's head tilts, eyes fixed on the young man in front of him. ]
There. Stopped.
[ But his hand lifts and he runs his fingertips over the back of Naruto's hand. On the second stroke, his fingers curl, dragging his nails over his skin. ]
Happy?
Ichigo's head tilts, eyes fixed on the young man in front of him. ]
There. Stopped.
[ But his hand lifts and he runs his fingertips over the back of Naruto's hand. On the second stroke, his fingers curl, dragging his nails over his skin. ]
Happy?
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