he just snuck in help me (spoiler-free)

[asac]

"Test driving", huh.

Let's go ahead and, uh, count up those factors workin' against you, here. First off, you're a freaking kid. You're-- what, fourteen? Fifteen? [hank i am in my twenties--] Yeah, yeah. And secondly, let's be honest, here: there're studies proving you folks can't drive. I wouldn't trust you behind the wheel of a go-kart at Disneyland, much less me. It's scientific fact.

Short answer? When pigs fly, sweetheart.

Comments

screams and cries

[hostage]

Fingers crossed the kid takes your advice there.

[Wait, these aren't crossed fingers. They're middle fingers. And he's holding them right up.]

screams and cries with

[asac]

[Oh fuck it's this guy again. The effort Hank's putting into not pounding Jesse's face in again is pretty amazing to watch.]

Yeah, the thought of not being forced to hang around little asswipes like you all day is just killin' me.

[hostage]

Aw, man, I bet that'd just drive you crazy, wouldn't it? Nobody's got a clue who I am, they think I'm just the greatest guy they ever met. I bet even if you told 'em, they wouldn't believe you.

c: c: c:

[5055034455]

Agent Schrader! [Wow wow did Hank ever think Saul Goodman would be quite so falsely happy to see him??] Welcome to the club.

cccc8

[asac]

[oh look another one of his absolute favorite people.]

Goodman? What the hell're you doing here? [he's totally under the impression that only Great and Cool Protagonists get to be RPed, but--] Your player taking a shine to whatever that garbage you call law is?

draws hearts on ur face

[5055034455]

[He clicks his tongue, a little tsk tsk of disapproval.]

If I tell you what I'm doing here, it'll ruin the surprise of all the fun you're about to have! I couldn't spoil it for you like that.

[Saul looks amused, but sounds very much... not.]

[asac]

[N....arrows eyes.]

And getting hijacked by a bunch of psychos who like to play pretend's supposed to be fun, huh.

[5055034455]

So much. For example: I've been transported thirteen hundred years into the future to an alternate Earth where I died once, almost died a second time, then got kidnapped! And now we're a few days away from literally being nuked off the planet.

[A grin. So much for ruining the surprise.]

You ever have dreams of goin' to the moon, Agent?

[deciphering]

That's still only two. Not to play devil's advocate here, but I'd say the odds are still about even.

[asac]

Nah, I know kids like this. She's already started slippin' up: getting cold feet post-post, or something like that. It's only a matter of time before she begs for me to ship off for home.

[deciphering]

Yeah? I've been waiting for this one to do just that for...what, six months? If anything, it's taught me the importance of patience, but let's face it: I already have that in excess.

[launderer]

I feel like I said something similar to my mun not too long ago.

[Didn't work.]

[asac]

Eeesh. You too? [man, this is turning out to be a big ol' party, isn't it. at least he'll have company while he's stuck here.] Seen Marie or Walt around, Sky? The whole gang's almost here, heh.

[what do you mean, season 5]

[launderer]

I haven't seen either. [And if she did see Walt, well-- it wouldn't be good.]