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dear_mun2013-09-16 05:45 pm
im_fromearth) wrote in dear_mun2013-09-16 05:45 pm
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canon is The Thrilling Adventure Hour why does no one else play from this
Okay, yeah, nnnno. Subsection 17 Paragraph 34 of the Mars Civic Code specifically forbids draggin' folks outta their respective planes of reality, whether it be fer scientific, religious, or entertainment purposes. Do you even have a permit to be usin' this here... cross-canon reality nexus thingamawhatsit?
I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you... do not.
[he pinches the bridge of his nose] Look, no, I get it, I do. You like me! Everybody likes me, I'm super great and totally famous. And I guess I am kinda the main character of the podcast, even if those two martini-chuggin' mediums are more popular. Slightly. Not even that much more, I reckon.
But look: I'm Sparks Nevada! Marshall on Mars. And I'm from Earth. I'm kind of a big deal back home, okay? Billy the Bot's gonna be raisin' all kindsa hell back on Mars if I ain't there to stop him, and I will bet you any amount of money that in the time since we started this here conversation some Science Alien went and tried to turn Mars into a giant marshmallow.
[...] Or- or Marsmallow. Am I right? Heh heh heh. Man, I'm hilarious.
Anyway. Got Marshall stuff to be doin'. By the authority vested in me by this here badge, I DEMAND that you send me back to my proper planet and audio format immediately.
[...]
Please?
I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you... do not.
[he pinches the bridge of his nose] Look, no, I get it, I do. You like me! Everybody likes me, I'm super great and totally famous. And I guess I am kinda the main character of the podcast, even if those two martini-chuggin' mediums are more popular. Slightly. Not even that much more, I reckon.
But look: I'm Sparks Nevada! Marshall on Mars. And I'm from Earth. I'm kind of a big deal back home, okay? Billy the Bot's gonna be raisin' all kindsa hell back on Mars if I ain't there to stop him, and I will bet you any amount of money that in the time since we started this here conversation some Science Alien went and tried to turn Mars into a giant marshmallow.
[...] Or- or Marsmallow. Am I right? Heh heh heh. Man, I'm hilarious.
Anyway. Got Marshall stuff to be doin'. By the authority vested in me by this here badge, I DEMAND that you send me back to my proper planet and audio format immediately.
[...]
Please?