malignantrage: (notsure)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] malignantrage) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun 2013-09-30 04:10 am (UTC)

THIS IS PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TROLLS
BUT I THINK ORAL FOR US IS MORE ABOUT LICKING AND NUZZLING THAN ACTUALLY PUTTING THINGS IN OUR MOUTHS.
IT JUST WORKS BETTER THAT WAY.
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH IT
I'M JUST GOING OFF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS
WHICH IS USUALLY MORE THAN I EVER WANTED TO KNOW.
I MEAN, I'M USE TO HEARING ABOUT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
BUT PEOPLE TELLING MY ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES IS NEW AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
MAYBE ALL PEOPLE HAVE POTENTIAL
BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY SOME THAT WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO IT.
I KNOW MORE THAN A FEW WHO TURNED INTO DOUCHEBAGS.
I GET WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT THE CHESS PEOPLE THOUGH.
THE MAYOR WAS TOTALLY COOL, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
BUT YEAH, TOO MUCH FREE TIME DEFINITELY SOUNDS BORING.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THINGS TO DO
EVEN IF THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS, LIFE-THREATENING THINGS.

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