malignantrage: (what)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] malignantrage) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun 2013-09-26 05:00 am (UTC)

viid2? DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU'RE TAPING THIS SHIT, SOLLUX?
FUCK, AND I THOUGHT DIRK WAS GROSS FOR TAKING PICTURES.
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF SOMEONE'S DICK.
THANKS TO DIRK, I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND ABOUT A DOZEN DIFFERENT TERMS FOR THEM.
BELIEVE ME, I'VE HAD MY FILL OF DICKS.
SHIT, THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT.
WHAT I MEAN IS THAT I STUMBLED UPON SOME OF HIS OBSCENE PORNOGRAPHY AND WE PROCEEDED TO HAVE A VERY EMBARRASSING AND UNWELCOME CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.
I DON'T CARE IF HE WANTS TO SEND PICTURES OF HIS DICK TO SOME DUDE ON A MEME.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

AND LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME ALL THIS ADVICE LIKE A SMUG NOOKSNIFFER.
YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL.
EVEN IF YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME AND YOU HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE YOU'RE STILL THE SAME LAMEASS DUDE I WAS STUCK WITH ON THE METEOR
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

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