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[splitseconds]

Okay, so, if I want to be promoted from "joke character pulled out occasionally" to actual "played character," then I have to, quote, "put up or shut up."

Well.

Tell you which one I'm not gonna do.

So who's gonna put up with me?

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[splitseconds]

More like, forfeit, pay for my own meals, and look weak.

Nah. Not happening.

[But yeah, arm's up, mace is on the ground between his feet.]

Do your worse.

...Well. Not quite. Try a little bit?

[wingedwarrior]

But you'd be in one piece. [She gets a firm grip on his hand, before smirking.] Let's put it this way. I won't break anything. [And it's Shayera, his arms' probably going down in like 10 seconds unless he's feeling particularly strong today.]

[splitseconds]

Why doesn't that make me feel better?

[Whiiiiine.

He does put up a valiant effort, all of his strength. Teeth gritting, even getting a little sweaty under the cowl.]

How did this happen?

[wingedwarrior]

Probably because it's really not much of a comfort. But give me credit for trying. [Meanwhile, Shayera is barely breaking a sweat. But she is impressed with how much Wally's trying.] Because I'm not paying for your meals.

So, you got any plans for games you're going to or anything?

[splitseconds]

Little bit of credit. But not all that much.

[Wally is noticing the lack of sweat and he appreciates that. He doesn't want to get it all over his palms, not while they're in the costume.]

Nope. None whatsoever. What're they making you do?

[wingedwarrior]

Oh, just for that. [SLAMMING YOUR HAND DOWN ON THE TABLE. She wins. To no surprise.]

Stuck on a giant turtle with everyone I know from an alternate universe.

[splitseconds]

[He whimpers. And folds like a wet paper towel.]

...Lucky you?

[wingedwarrior]

[There's a smug look on her face until he says that. It fades away to something more steeled and serious.] If you mean bad luck, then yeah. The place is hell sometimes.

[splitseconds]

Considering you actually went to hell once? I'm guessing that's. Accurate.

[wingedwarrior]

[Yeah, but hell didn't make me live my worst fear.] In a sense of getting out isn't easy, at least.